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My fucking PS2

#1
Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.
 

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Guineapig Trick said:
Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.
Well your online, find somethin else to do plenty of porn out there! and theres always some shit to hack!
 

Icarus

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Geeze... that's all great... but you don't even ask me about my fucking PS2?
 

TwisT

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Icarus said:
Geeze... that's all great... but you don't even ask me about my fucking PS2?
Mine's got about 3 inches of dust on it!
 

Jung

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Guineapig Trick said:
Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man.
Guineapig Trick said:
I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.
Right. :rolleyes: :mfinger:
 

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Guineapig Trick said:
Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.
Ever heard of a prank?

Put rats in her room, pour cement on her bed, purposely download viruses onto her PC, hell you should fucking re-format her hard drive.

Also, try locking your ps2 somehow to something in your room so she needs a combination to get to it.
:thumbsup:

Also get a combination lock to get into your room :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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Guineapig Trick said:
I did steal it back, I just want to make my revenge as sweet as possible. Suggestions?
Ejaculate on one of the controllers, and then give it back to her and say you're bored with it.
 

creep

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or you could just realize its a playstation and your not going to drop dead if its not in your room.
 

urbestbet

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place the ps2 ontop of the door while its slightly opened,the next time she goes into your room it should nail her right on the top of the head,guarunteed to split her head open,then just tell her its fake blood :thumbsup:
 

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Jack off and unload on her face while she's sleeping. This works well if she's a heavy sleeper, but you might get your shit bitten off if she isn't.

Keep some lotion handy too, you'll want to pour it on her face if you chicken out.