WTF ... IS WTF!?
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My life sucks... I want to kill myself.

Skitch0o0

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hav u ever thought of commiting suicide???????' i do all the time listen to this i am a white uppermiddle class spoiled rich brat who lives in a nice suburban neighborhood with track housing and my parents actually have the nerve to tell me that i need to be home on a school night before midnight!!!!!11!!!! can u believe that shit???????? my stupid parents are always trying to stifle my individuality by making me dress appropriately for school and telling me that its important to study and do my homework they make just want to die and u wont even beleive this the other day i got a D on my englilsh paper i swear that stupid bitch teacher is just hates me and thats the only reason she tried to tell me it was because i had bad punctusion and culdnt spell but i know shes really just a bitch somebody please help me!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I have been feeling left out lately so I tried to post something WTF-worthy. Carry on.
 

Skitch0o0

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What the fuck? How in the hell am I supposed to call people asshats when they take this seriously if it isn´t in B&T?
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
Ah hah! ASS-HAT!!!
It seems that suicide is quite the topic these days. My school has a newspaper and one of the articles in it said that according to statistics at least one student is guaranteed to commit suicide in our school this year. Dude, wtf? I just thought that was some nice stuff to put in the paper. So, we're all sitting around trying to decide who it will be. Heh..
Then my friend wrote a suicidal letter in an assignment in our English class. I was sitting with him when he wrote it, and I'm quite sure he isn't suicidal.
Then it seems that suicide is all over the TV's, in the newspaper, and in a few topics here on WTF.

Yeah, I've thought about it, but there's no way in hell i'm going to do it. I've got to much to live for. The female sex is more than enough for me...

My advice, don't do it. It's illegal...lewl. But, seriously, same advice I gave to the last person, don't do it. You'll find something, and even if you don't, looking for something to live for could be kinda fun...I guess... *shrugs*


EDIT: I'm not sure why I quoted your post. I'm pretty sure that was an accident...
 

Noob

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I don't think killing yourself is right. It's a permenant solution to a temporary problem and you can never turn back.
 

Noob

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gummi_ said:
It gets rid of the chance of facing more problems :)
That you could probably eventually overcome if you tried...
 
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I don't think people commit suicide just to get rid of one problem. They do it over a vast multitude of problems that are too much for them to handle.
 
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Ah, wonderful. We've all lost grip of the fact that this was a clearly sarcastic post, and started actually talking about suicide.
 

Skitch0o0

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Awaken said:
It seems that suicide is quite the topic these days. My school has a newspaper and one of the articles in it said that according to statistics at least one student is guaranteed to commit suicide in our school this year. Dude, wtf? I just thought that was some nice stuff to put in the paper. So, we're all sitting around trying to decide who it will be. Heh..
Then my friend wrote a suicidal letter in an assignment in our English class. I was sitting with him when he wrote it, and I'm quite sure he isn't suicidal.
Then it seems that suicide is all over the TV's, in the newspaper, and in a few topics here on WTF.

Yeah, I've thought about it, but there's no way in hell i'm going to do it. I've got to much to live for. The female sex is more than enough for me...

My advice, don't do it. It's illegal...lewl. But, seriously, same advice I gave to the last person, don't do it. You'll find something, and even if you don't, looking for something to live for could be kinda fun...I guess... *shrugs*


EDIT: I'm not sure why I quoted your post. I'm pretty sure that was an accident...
Ah ha... ASS-HAT!!!
 

Skitch0o0

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A bubbly thigh said:
I don't think killing yourself is right. It's a permenant solution to a temporary problem and you can never turn back.
Dude, you totally missed the point of this thread.... MORON!!
 

Skitch0o0

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MagicHobo said:
Ah, wonderful. We've all lost grip of the fact that this was a clearly sarcastic post, and started actually talking about suicide.
I LOVE YOU!!!

Hmmm... as obnoxious and obvious as I´m being, I´m still amazed that a whole two people actually got the point of a pretty simple thread.

Ps. Suicide is trendy. It´s the new pink. All the cool kids are doing it!
 

dustinzgirl

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I think that most people who commit suicide do it because they can not find a way out. They are too despondent to try.



btw: I knew you were being sarcastic. I didnt move this.
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
I LOVE YOU!!!

Hmmm... as obnoxious and obvious as I´m being, I´m still amazed that a whole two people actually got the point of a pretty simple thread.

Ps. Suicide is trendy. It´s the new pink. All the cool kids are doing it!
Do you do ` instead of ' to make me hate you or something?