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life sucks. i dont know how else to say it. i mean look at how bad i am at writing on message boards.i suck at everythink im bad in bed i suck at everything,my life is going down the shitter my gf dumped my mom hates me i lost my job, and i probably sound like a 5 year old right now so fuck the world and let everyone die!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

polaris_nine

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you know, saying that you sound like a 5 year old is just demeaning yourself and making your life suck worse. Maybe you could try to improve on your writing, and then you'd have a part of your life that wouldnt suck so much.
 
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Stop worrying about shit. The more you worry, the more it's going to seem hopeless. Just learn from your mistakes, and life will get easier. Life’s too short to feel sorry for yourself. You're just a kid, RELAX.

Things could be worse.
 
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you suck in bed? the only reason I can imagine you sucking in bed is if you're sucking your dads cock.

excuse the flames, but you're a moron.

yeah, now if you're serious:

get off the internet, go to school, get a g/f, and go running or something...
 

TwisT

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iamegan said:
life sucks. i dont know how else to say it. i mean look at how bad i am at writing on message boards.i suck at everythink im bad in bed i suck at everything,my life is going down the shitter my gf dumped my mom hates me i lost my job, and i probably sound like a 5 year old right now so fuck the world and let everyone die!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWW!! BUCK UP LIL COWBOY!!

Your pony will come along someday!
 

meh_it_all

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iamegan said:
life sucks. i dont know how else to say it. i mean look at how bad i am at writing on message boards.i suck at everythink im bad in bed i suck at everything,my life is going down the shitter my gf dumped my mom hates me i lost my job, and i probably sound like a 5 year old right now so fuck the world and let everyone die!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yet your sister asks if you want sex.. :confuse:
Anyways, clam it kermit, Really you need to use the words of taylor. Calm yourself boy.
Maybe work on writing properly, It's not that hard, I can do it.
Life isnt going down the shitter, It only is if you think it is, Get a job, Get a new girlfriend or try and win back the old one, Your mum will always hate you, Just be lucky your on this planet from your dads one testicle. I mean c'mon, things could get worst.
 

Easty

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Taylor_Blade said:
Stop worrying about shit. The more you worry, the more it's going to seem hopeless. Just learn from your mistakes, and life will get easier. Life’s too short to feel sorry for yourself. You're just a kid, RELAX.

Things could be worse.
ex-fucking-actly! in life, the less you think and the less you care, the happier you'll be. if you've seen office space, try to model your life after the guy after he is put in the trance. :thumbsup:

:gun: life
 

Rurrouni

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Dude you need to get over it seriously, I'm guessing almost everyone on this forum has a shit for life or just not satisfied. I agree it's good to get it off your chest and this is a good place to start but that also means you know what the problems are so FIX them. Yea it may be easy to say but I've done it myself many times when put into a bad situation. A while back I was going no where in life and I'm not exactly stupid so I decided to change it, I started to take martial arts to get into shape, and found that it was something I really enjoyed. That may not be the same for you but you should search for soemthing like that and devote a lot of energy and time into it, it'll feel like you really accomplished something and can turn your life around.

Sorry kinda talked a little more then I normally do, I'll try not to let it happen agian :thumbsup:
 

Nailbomb

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Uh, did I read that right? His girlfriend dumped his mom?
 

Woodreaux

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I thing you are correct Nailbomb. That's what it appears to be after deciphering. What language is he typing in?
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Nailbomb said:
Uh, did I read that right? His girlfriend dumped his mom?
If only the original poster could properly punctuate their sentences. :(