Ahhh, you're too nice. Love the avatar, do you stir it with your arm?dang it said:I'm too lazy to make another stupid "hello, f.u." thread, plus, it's not like they're any different from one another anyways. so "hi" to whoever started this and "hi" to everyone else. Actually, fuck yourselves. Up the ass without lube.
Uh, and I stir my kool-aide with a spoon. a long wooden one, specifically. is there some lewd joke hidden in that question that i'm missing? all of your posts have something sexual... i can't decipher... damn itGottaHurt said:Ahhh, you're too nice. Love the avatar, do you stir it with your arm?
Ahh, don't fret, it's not that deep. It was a reference to the movie Vacation where the cousin was stirring the Kool-Aid with her arm. Now, let's get back to your wooden spoon.....dang it said:Uh, and I stir my kool-aide with a spoon. a long wooden one, specifically. is there some lewd joke hidden in that question that i'm missing? all of your posts have something sexual... i can't decipher... damn it![]()
I saw the vacation movies (all 20, on TNT, no less) none of them are as good as the first one. that's how i learned what porn was and why little boys like it so much. And, by the way, my relationship with my wooden spoon is purely platonic, i swear.GottaHurt said:Ahh, don't fret, it's not that deep. It was a reference to the movie Vacation where the cousin was stirring the Kool-Aid with her arm. Now, let's get back to your wooden spoon.....![]()
Big Boys like it too.dang it said:that's how i learned what porn was and why little boys like it so much.
This information truly saddens me. Wooden spoons make for a very nice paddle, that'll make you piddle, in your pantiesAnd, by the way, my relationship with my wooden spoon is purely platonic, i swear.![]()
you're into S&M, aren't you...GottaHurt said:This information truly saddens me. Wooden spoons make for a very nice paddle, that'll make you piddle, in your panties![]()
No, seriously. I'm into erotica. I'm not into the ball gag rope 'em down scene. I'm into silk scarf blindfolds, velcro tethers, candles, music, toy's, food.dang it said:you're into S&M, aren't you...
......................................................................................................................tantric???GottaHurt said:No, seriously. I'm into erotica. I'm not into the ball gag rope 'em down scene. I'm into silk scarf blindfolds, velcro tethers, candles, music, toy's, food.
It's all about control, sensory deprivation, mood, mystery and scenario. When I was 17 y/o, a 24 y/o chick and the movie 9½ Weeks inspired me.![]()
What better way to welcome them!!!otepsoul said:ummmm this thread was about welcoming ppl now its all wooden spoons andsex toys. what happen