dang it said:I'm too lazy to make another stupid "hello, f.u." thread, plus, it's not like they're any different from one another anyways. so "hi" to whoever started this and "hi" to everyone else. Actually, fuck yourselves. Up the ass without lube.
GottaHurt said:Ahhh, you're too nice. Love the avatar, do you stir it with your arm?
dang it said:Uh, and I stir my kool-aide with a spoon. a long wooden one, specifically. is there some lewd joke hidden in that question that i'm missing? all of your posts have something sexual... i can't decipher... damn it
GottaHurt said:Ahh, don't fret, it's not that deep. It was a reference to the movie Vacation where the cousin was stirring the Kool-Aid with her arm. Now, let's get back to your wooden spoon.....
dang it said:that's how i learned what porn was and why little boys like it so much.
And, by the way, my relationship with my wooden spoon is purely platonic, i swear.
dang it said:you're into S&M, aren't you...
GottaHurt said:No, seriously. I'm into erotica. I'm not into the ball gag rope 'em down scene. I'm into silk scarf blindfolds, velcro tethers, candles, music, toy's, food.
It's all about control, sensory deprivation, mood, mystery and scenario. When I was 17 y/o, a 24 y/o chick and the movie 9½ Weeks inspired me.