Since I ranted about that in a chatroom before posting, might as well post the fucking log.
[20:30] <Shurikane> My fucking GOD.
[20:30] <Shurikane> My mom is SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!
[20:31] <Sef> How so?
[20:31] <JonathanF> What happened?
[20:31] <Shurikane> She goes in the mech room and can't see the lights well on the modem.
[20:31] <Shurikane> Does she leave it alone? Noooooooo! She has to fucking touch the modem because she can't see the lights on it well enough.
[20:31] <Shurikane> BAM, motherfucking modem slams on the fucking floor.
[20:31] <JonathanF> She pulled your cable huh?
[20:32] <Shurikane> And all she can say with a Barbie voice is "Marcooooooo? Is your Internet down? Because I think I pulled a cable out."
[20:32] <Shurikane> And I'm going "Mom, what in the name OF MOTHERFUCK did you do again?!"
[20:32] <Sef> Damn.
[20:32] <Shurikane> And she goes "It's okay! I plugged it back in!... But why is the light red?"
[20:32] <Xylion> lol
[20:32] <Shurikane> So I go "Fucking hell, I'm outta here..."
[20:32] <Xylion> Ya know ..
[20:32] <Shurikane> And all she can do is fucking go in my room and giggle and make jokes about how I always leave my door closed.
[20:33] <Xylion> you spaz out this much for a cable disconnection
[20:33] <Shurikane> I SO WANT TO FUCKING KILL HER!!!
[20:33] <Shurikane> Xylion, the internet isn't the problem.
[20:33] <Sef> It's mommeh.
[20:33] <X2_KiDD> =X
[20:33] <Shurikane> The matter at hand is that my mother is on the verge of fucking need a breathe-in-breathe-out CD to fucking BREATHE!!!
[20:33] <Xylion> =/
[20:33] <Shurikane> She is a FUCKING IDIOT!
[20:34] <Shurikane> She tries to fix things that she shouldn't EVEN KNOW ABOUT!!!
[20:35] <Shurikane> I mean, Jesus!!!
[20:30] <Shurikane> My fucking GOD.
[20:30] <Shurikane> My mom is SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!
[20:31] <Sef> How so?
[20:31] <JonathanF> What happened?
[20:31] <Shurikane> She goes in the mech room and can't see the lights well on the modem.
[20:31] <Shurikane> Does she leave it alone? Noooooooo! She has to fucking touch the modem because she can't see the lights on it well enough.
[20:31] <Shurikane> BAM, motherfucking modem slams on the fucking floor.
[20:31] <JonathanF> She pulled your cable huh?
[20:32] <Shurikane> And all she can say with a Barbie voice is "Marcooooooo? Is your Internet down? Because I think I pulled a cable out."
[20:32] <Shurikane> And I'm going "Mom, what in the name OF MOTHERFUCK did you do again?!"
[20:32] <Sef> Damn.
[20:32] <Shurikane> And she goes "It's okay! I plugged it back in!... But why is the light red?"
[20:32] <Xylion> lol
[20:32] <Shurikane> So I go "Fucking hell, I'm outta here..."
[20:32] <Xylion> Ya know ..
[20:32] <Shurikane> And all she can do is fucking go in my room and giggle and make jokes about how I always leave my door closed.
[20:33] <Xylion> you spaz out this much for a cable disconnection
[20:33] <Shurikane> I SO WANT TO FUCKING KILL HER!!!
[20:33] <Shurikane> Xylion, the internet isn't the problem.
[20:33] <Sef> It's mommeh.
[20:33] <X2_KiDD> =X
[20:33] <Shurikane> The matter at hand is that my mother is on the verge of fucking need a breathe-in-breathe-out CD to fucking BREATHE!!!
[20:33] <Xylion> =/
[20:33] <Shurikane> She is a FUCKING IDIOT!
[20:34] <Shurikane> She tries to fix things that she shouldn't EVEN KNOW ABOUT!!!
[20:35] <Shurikane> I mean, Jesus!!!