My mom...

[OjosDeDemonicas]

whats the stupidist thing u could get grounded for? me? i got grounded for writing on myself!!! i got grounded for all of october.... boy i was pissed

 

[Smoke]

I got grounded for playing 'fireman', I thought I could put out a fire with my pee, then mom found it and got pissed. It sucked. No more fireman I guess.

Oh, Welcome to wtf, Fucker.

 

[Signify]

i got stuck in the freezer.....good times.

 

[magnolia]

I got grounded for telling a joke my sister told me. Grounded for nearly a year and a half from going over to friends houses. and that included all parties and sleep overs. God my mom can be a bitch.

 

[Signify]

I got grounded for telling a joke my sister told me. Grounded for nearly a year and a half from going over to friends houses. and that included all parties and sleep overs. God my mom can be a bitch.

heh, my mom would forget after a couple of weeks and all would be good again

 

[magnolia]

heh, my mom would forget after a couple of weeks and all would be good again

not my mom. It was orriginally only supposed to be a year, cept she kept extending the punishment. Fuck it.

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

the stupidest thing i got grounded for was when i said i was gay

 

[magnolia]

the stupidest thing i got grounded for was when i said i was gay

they grounded you for being gay? wtf? that's

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

im not gay,
i said i was cause i know my dad is a homophobe

 

[magnolia]

haha. so is my sister. Still such a stupid reason to get grounded. I mean, do parents really ever have a GOOD reason to ground their kids?

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

when/if i live long enough, I am a parent i would only ground my kids for inbreeding, except that they can do what ever the hell they want to do

 

[shep]

You say that now but when you become "a parent" kid's will drive you nut's.I thought the same way till i had my boy's.

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

ok i'll prolong having children for as long as i can

 

[shep]

That would be a smart move kid

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

where as stapaling my balls togther would'nt be

 

[shep]

where as stapaling my balls togther would'nt be

Yeah that's not on my "too-do list"lol.But every man is his own.


BTW:If your gonna do it use rusty staples.I heard they work the best

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

but would stapaling my balls togther really stop them working? or just really really hurt

 

[shep]

Sheps answer:Ah a little bit of both.If you want a professional answer go here:http://www.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=86689&postcount=1



Just ask the doc

 

[Bipolarpeanut]

i sent him a private message

 

[TwisT]

whats the stupidist thing u could get grounded for? me? i got grounded for writing on myself!!! i got grounded for all of october.... boy i was pissed

And the rest of the story goes like this, Mom has been tellin you for the past 3 months to knock that dumbass shit off! But no do you listen fuck no, why???? Right! What the fuck does she know! Dumb bitch should be stripped of her motherly stripes for tellin me what to do!

And the rebellious teen loses again.