Banned - What an Asshat!
Ok, so I wake up, see my man off to work. I roll out of bed, almost literally, step on something that hurt. I go to make coffee. I look in the fridge. No coffe creamer. I need creamer. I go to the little corner market that usually carries it becuase I asked them to. They are out. SO i go to the big grocery store, they dont open until 8 am. It is only 7. So i say, shit. I drive across town (ok its like 2 miles to get across my little town) To the other big grocery store. My car fucking runs out of gas in the turning lane. I say fuck, shit, damn, bitch ass fucking DAMN! And walk three blocks to the gas station. The gas station SELLS me a gas can for SEVEN DOLLARS. And four dollars in gas. I walk to my car, put the gas in, get my creamer and go home.