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My One Year!

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ok cock suckers! its my one year cumming up on christmas eve. so there for you have a week to burn me, i dunno if i'll reply or not, but here's your free for all. anyone who hates me, burn me here. if not then post what you respect about me, teehee, like i'm respectable.
anyhoo, happy one year to me and thanx shep for making me register, so everyone can blame him for me being here. hehehe. where i go down shep comes with me.:D
anyhoo, thanx for putting up with me for a year, many more drunken posts to cum!:thumbsup: those who know me know me well, and i love them, they are my buds and i can't live with out them, i met most my closest buds here. love you guys even though we don't talk!:happysad:
 

MrNewbie

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Nymphchick said:
ok cock suckers! its my one year cumming up on christmas eve. so there for you have a week to burn me, i dunno if i'll reply or not, but here's your free for all. anyone who hates me, burn me here. if not then post what you respect about me, teehee, like i'm respectable.
anyhoo, happy one year to me and thanx shep for making me register, so everyone can blame him for me being here. hehehe. where i go down shep comes with me.:D
anyhoo, thanx for putting up with me for a year, many more drunken posts to cum!:thumbsup: those who know me know me well, and i love them, they are my buds and i can't live with out them, i met most my closest buds here. love you guys even though we don't talk!:happysad:
You maybe havn't noticed nymphwhore, but YOU are THE WHORE which means that you are the COCK sucker.
We don't give an fuck if your busy chatting it up on christmas, cause you are a worthless whore. Jeeze, ask for more attention you little bitch.

Inserted finger up ur ass, :thumbsup:
 

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Nymphchick said:
anyhoo, thanx for putting up with me for a year, many more drunken posts to cum!:thumbsup:

haha you said cum :D
 

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Nympchick, the real mans OS!

lap dance; strip; rub; lick; gasp; blowjob; fuck; yes; more; gasp; orgasm; gasp; cum; make clean; sleep.
 

Outlawed

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Oh we're playing pretend now aren't we?:rolleyes: I know what you can be. I suggest you pretend to be a cop. And i'll pretend i'm a resurrected Stanley Tookie Williams, and go 187 on your poontang ass.
 
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Congrats on making it a year. You win a prize. (I don't have any, though, so you'll have to ask someone else for one.)
 

BklynCannonball

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Congrats though I must say your absence on WTF has been noted.
 

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round about this time next year,i will be celebrating my first year...YAY!
 

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I hate whores.
Don't let mommy hear you say that. She does what she can to keep a roof over your head, what with daddy drunk in the gutter all day.

............And Nymph congrats on your longevity at WTF.com. Hope to see you around a lot longer. Makes it much easier for all your stalkers. ;)
 

RageAgainst

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Congrats, one year of sucking your way through WTF.com despite your flagrant intellectual mediocrity. I almost have respect for you. You write the shittiest post and you spell like a turkey, but still you've managed to survive with your reknown fellation skills. Dick after dick, week after week, you managed to make it through the year without too many "red eyes", avoiding pure humiliation. Congratulations, you're now a veteran penis sucker.
 
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wow rage long time no see! well yes yes, its been a long year, i've gone through a few pairs of knee pads, the rug burn on my back is healing nicely.
yes trying to fuck my way to the top of wtf is working well for me, i must say, look how far i've cum. although i have made it, shitty spelling and all, although i could give a rats ass about what any of you crack whores think about my spelling or grammar.
BCB, i don't know what you were talking about. my absence is noted? i'm still here, not as much but i am. between school, essays and tests, i've been really busy and yes what occured with james effected me and my time spent here as well. i can no longer go into chat either, although the odd drunken sneek attack i still do.
so thanx for all the love, yes i can feel how much i'm wanted in the site and heres to my next year at WTF lets see what this year brings.
 

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You fuckin' attention whore.:mfinger:










Congrats on one year Nymphie! :D
 
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