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My Perfect Subway

redhawk24

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Jimmy John's > Subway but......

Footlong BMT on Italian Herbs & Cheese...pepperjack cheese, red onions, banana peppers, jalapenos, pickles, lettuce, and chipotle ranch
 
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CoprophagousCop

I've never seen boogers so green.
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I have not eaten at a Subway for over a dozen years. The last time I did I got sick so I have never gone back. :sick:

Besides, sandwich meat. :sarcasm:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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BMT, Herbs & Cheese, pepperjack, lettuce, onion, olives, green, bannana, and jalapeno peppers, extra extra mayo or sometimes vinegar and oil.
 

MisterFister

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Not a big fan but it'll do in a pinch. This thread makes me think of Blimpie's. Our Blimpie made a MUCH better sub but people still poured into Subway and unfortunately Blimpie's closed. There is just something off about Subway. Anywho, steak and cheese with double jalapeno, lettuce and onion in one of those flat bread wrap doohickys. Shit on a little mustard and mayo and you have yourself a not very exciting lunch.

Fuck Jimmy John's with a massive rubber fist. I won't touch shit associated with such an unrepentant assfaced dicklicker.

http://www.smilepolitely.com/splog/jimmy_john_is_a_big_man._with_the_photos_to_prove_it/
 

Jose Nadala MD

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Perfect Subway...
Made by someone young who still works, to let them know that I stand higher than them.
Because I'm too lazy to toast cold meat and cheese and slice vegetables on bread.
I'm too lazy to make a sandwich.
Jared Fogle lost weight because he made sex tapes with teenagers.