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My profile made a girl mad at me

pimpyobitch

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So im on aol instant messanger talking to some friends and all of a sudden, I get a message from this girl, which whom I probably haven't talked to in about a year. And she starts off with "your gay." And then goes on to yell at me about my buddy profile. Then blocks me. Yes, girls might find it offensive, if you don't think that perhaps, I was just joking around about it. All it was, is a bunch of jokes in the wtf, guys chat.

The girl was pretty hot.... oh well, there's others. BTW here's the profile.
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"Who is the government to tell me I can't love more than one woman? The government doesn't know how much of me there is to go around!"




Why did the woman cross the road?
Nevermind that, why is she out of the damn kitchen?


Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

why do women wear white on their wedding day?
matches everything else in the kitchen

why is there a window in the kitchen?
so the bitch knows when to cut the grass

why dont women need watches?
theres a clock on the stove

When your wife comes and yells at you in the living room, what have you done wrong?
Made the chain in the kitchen too long...
 
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boy, what a dumb bitch. she IMs you, then blocks you. what the hell!?! does she not know how to ignore...stuff?
 

Janglenut

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1. Make a new screen name.
2. Instant message her, act cool.
3. Tell her you're someone you know she likes.
4. Fucking warn her.
5. Call her "gay"
6. Block.
 

Shaggy2Dope94

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dull_bullet said:
boy, what a dumb bitch. she IMs you, then blocks you. what the hell!?! does she not know how to ignore...stuff?
Also if u havnt talked to her in a year then why the fuck is she getting all pissed at you? :confused:
 

Sinamon

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Lol Im a woman and those are pretty funny man :thumbsup: It's because the mature women know when to take a joke and when it's not serious...jeeze
 

Noob

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Dave666 said:
Fuck her in the ass
Sightful advice from dave666.

Next week: How to get your dildo out of your parents site. :thumbsup:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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pimpyobitch said:
So im on aol instant messanger talking to some friends and all of a sudden, I get a message from this girl, which whom I probably haven't talked to in about a year. And she starts off with "your gay." And then goes on to yell at me about my buddy profile. Then blocks me. Yes, girls might find it offensive, if you don't think that perhaps, I was just joking around about it. All it was, is a bunch of jokes in the wtf, guys chat.

The girl was pretty hot.... oh well, there's others. BTW here's the profile.
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"Who is the government to tell me I can't love more than one woman? The government doesn't know how much of me there is to go around!"




Why did the woman cross the road?
Nevermind that, why is she out of the damn kitchen?


Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

why do women wear white on their wedding day?
matches everything else in the kitchen

why is there a window in the kitchen?
so the bitch knows when to cut the grass

why dont women need watches?
theres a clock on the stove

When your wife comes and yells at you in the living room, what have you done wrong?
Made the chain in the kitchen too long...
they are pretty sexist so i can see where this chick is comming from.....just change it to gay jokes instead! lol
 

Rurrouni

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wow, tell us her SN and each one of us at WTF can annoy the hell out of her for being a total bitch
 

DIZNUTS

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Rurrouni said:
wow, tell us her SN and each one of us at WTF can annoy the hell out of her for being a total bitch
lol ye lets do it
 
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If you haven't talked to this girl in a year she shouldn't even matter enough to make such a big deal over it. If she can't take a joke it's her own shit. I find the jokes funny without feeling my feminism (couldn't find a better way to word that) threatened. Goddamn extremists!
 

Descent

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People = Shit said:
I love you.

Let's do it.
I just keep :lol:ing more intensely every time I see your posts. That, and the fact that you have the funniest, most true, and certainly best user name ever.

You're definitely going to be WTF's savior...
 

People=Shit

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Hmm, strong words coming from a guy with 3000+ posts to a nub with less than 30. People say I look like Jesus though, maybe I can be a savior. *tries to hide sarcasm*
 

Rurrouni

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That has to be werid to be compared to jesus, I mean comon everyone knows Jesus was weak in a fight and to be compared to such a weakling.

Back on topic, Wonder if pimpyobitch will ever reply with the SN....I was hoping to have some fun with this since I have like 5 AIM accounts. (One I use now and 4 older ones)
 
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Yeah i know what you mean it sucks

Lol i had a profile similar to that on aol at one time, and i had a few girls get pissed me at over it also, its childish if you ask me. I mean its nothing but harmless sayings and stuff so why get mad about it.
 

Descent

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I also tend to have a "toxic" profile. Two weeks ago it had Goatse, Thai Hooker porn, and cartoon furry porn.

Life is good.

My next one is going to be killer ;).

My lifelong goal is to become a member of the GNAA.
 
#20
Dude, you really want a girl to hate you just say this....
Pick up a tent,
say "hey baby, lets go pitch one of these"
and when she giggles say
"then ram it in your ass"

worked for me....