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my purple toe

mariusthegreat

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so nature calls...im walking to the bathroom...and i walk straight into my bookshelves metal foot...ive got the whole .. metal..temepered glass...room set....anyways...my toe looks like purple banana...might be broken....called my dr...set me up for tomorrow...wish me luck...
 

magnolia

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luck, but this is the wrong forum for that.
 

Icarus

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Sorry to hear it :thumbsdn:

You know that the treatment for a broken toe is nothing, correct?

I beleive going to the doctor for this is essentially just wasting money... unless they came out with new toe-therapy stuff since I broke mine.
 

mariusthegreat

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yeah...i knew that....maybe i can get him to set me up with horse tranqualisers....you know...for the pain...
 
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i broke me arm once. or was it my leg? hmm....i cant remember. all i remember is feeling high all day. that was great
 

Descent

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Good luck man...I have never broke anything, so I really don't know what it is like...
 

FUBAR

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i always break adn sprain my fingers and toes...dont think ive gone to the doctor once for it....suck it up buttercup