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You should try and scare her by telling her that snoring is a health hazard! really it is! look it up....I would right now but I'm too lazy. Anyway scare the shit outta her with it and maybe she'll get something to stop it, I'm sure there is some sorta....strips or patches...or sugery whateva!
Hmm... snoring? Break out the lotion or shaving cream.
And when you put it on their face, get something to like tickle the spot near the lotion/shaving cream. They will attempt to scratch their face - spreading the lotion/shaving cream all over their face.
Make sure you can't be seen when you do it too. Try putting something there to scare them when they wake up, they'll get up screaming. lol