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My shit-tastic weekend!

ferengi

Yay fire!
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Anybody else have a really shitty Memorial Day weekend?

On Friday, I went to the emergency room unable to breathe. I went home that evening and had another 'attack' (I still don't know what the hell is wrong with me) and almost ended up going into the emergency room AGAIN.

The next day, I went home to spend the weekend with my friends and family, and almost wrecked my car 3 times during the trip there. Once I got there, I got stung by a wasp as soon as I got out of my car. We were supposed to have a cookout that day. It rained.

Yesterday, I was extremely sick, couldn't breathe, and was puking everywhere.

Today, after almost a four hour drive home, I couldn't get into my apartment for another 4 hours due to all the roads around where I live being blocked off for a fucking parade. I inadvertently ended up on the parade route shortly before the parade began. I found a police officer and was going to ask him where I could get out, but before I could open my mouth he screamed at me threatening to arrest me if I didn't turn around immediately, so I booked my ass out of there.


Earth can officially fuck off and die.
 

bnccoder

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You need to have a more positive outlook on life. You made it to the ER, you avoided wrecking your car 3 times, you didn't have an alergic reaction to the wasp, you didn't have to go back to the ER, and you didn't get arrested.
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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bnccoder said:
You need to have a more positive outlook on life. You made it to the ER, you avoided wrecking your car 3 times, you didn't have an alergic reaction to the wasp, you didn't have to go back to the ER, and you didn't get arrested.
Shhh, don't jinx it!
 

polaris_nine

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Life is full of a bunch of "almost"s. That in itself sucks.
 

Icarus

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Crappy weekend. I'm sorry.

Next weekend will be better.
 

Noob

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I had a pretty boring weekend. Basically I just sat and watched TV. Suck's that your weekend sucked.
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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I'm going to have to agree with bnccoder.

Dude, you were IN a parade! You shoulda just driven down the route waving like a deranged prom queen.

My weekend was good. I hung out with an organic chemist, some other sort of chemist and a plant pathologist. They were funny because I was drunk.
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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ferengi said:
Anybody else have a really shitty Memorial Day weekend?

On Friday, I went to the emergency room unable to breathe. I went home that evening and had another 'attack' (I still don't know what the hell is wrong with me) and almost ended up going into the emergency room AGAIN.

The next day, I went home to spend the weekend with my friends and family, and almost wrecked my car 3 times during the trip there. Once I got there, I got stung by a wasp as soon as I got out of my car. We were supposed to have a cookout that day. It rained.

Yesterday, I was extremely sick, couldn't breathe, and was puking everywhere.

Today, after almost a four hour drive home, I couldn't get into my apartment for another 4 hours due to all the roads around where I live being blocked off for a fucking parade. I inadvertently ended up on the parade route shortly before the parade began. I found a police officer and was going to ask him where I could get out, but before I could open my mouth he screamed at me threatening to arrest me if I didn't turn around immediately, so I booked my ass out of there.


Earth can officially fuck off and die.

NO!!!!!
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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ferengi said:
Anybody else have a really shitty Memorial Day weekend?

On Friday, I went to the emergency room unable to breathe. I went home that evening and had another 'attack' (I still don't know what the hell is wrong with me) and almost ended up going into the emergency room AGAIN.

The next day, I went home to spend the weekend with my friends and family, and almost wrecked my car 3 times during the trip there. Once I got there, I got stung by a wasp as soon as I got out of my car. We were supposed to have a cookout that day. It rained.

Yesterday, I was extremely sick, couldn't breathe, and was puking everywhere.

Today, after almost a four hour drive home, I couldn't get into my apartment for another 4 hours due to all the roads around where I live being blocked off for a fucking parade. I inadvertently ended up on the parade route shortly before the parade began. I found a police officer and was going to ask him where I could get out, but before I could open my mouth he screamed at me threatening to arrest me if I didn't turn around immediately, so I booked my ass out of there.


Earth can officially fuck off and die.
man id have booked my tires right out infront of him...
 

dzaykim

Toss my salad
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Holey shit one bad thing after another.
Your weekend was almost as shitty as meet the parents.