WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

my stomach is eating me...

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
6,696
2,615
287
#1
since yesterday my stomach (sp?) has been acting like a rebellion, I'm not ill but I feel ill, there is something wrong but I don't know what..does anyone know a cure for this?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
Staff
9,653
1,302
387
#2
It could be one of several simple things. You could be dehydrated, hungry, or, the pH of your tummy could be off. Drink some water, eat come saltines, and if that doesn't work, take a tablespoon of vinegar, it may sound gross, but It should work. If you get worse after the vinegar, just pop a tums.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
6,696
2,615
287
#3
BrIONwoshMunky said:
It could be one of several simple things. You could be dehydrated, hungry, or, the pH of your tummy could be off. Drink some water, eat come saltines, and if that doesn't work, take a tablespoon of vinegar, it may sound gross, but It should work. If you get worse after the vinegar, just pop a tums.


i always drink alot of water..no it's not that I'm hungry, I know how that feels..saltines? vinegar..hmm I don't have that at home... :( I'm a poor student who lives on the money from empty beerbottles that friends have left here after parties in my apartment.. :happysad: no but thanks for the advice
 
6
0
0
#4
umm hi

go to sleep that always helps if ur wired, then try to use the restroom lol sounds funny but you could be having gas problems o
 

skully

GO BEARS!!!!
1,415
0
0
#7
if its gas...try drinking warm water with lemon juice,rock salt and pepper(if u dun have rock salt...salt is jus fine)
OR maybe u have constipation.....in that case i suggest taking a HUGEEEEEEEE dump:toilet: ......it actually works...its unbelievable
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
7,686
109
157
#8
Stardust said:
since yesterday my stomach (sp?) has been acting like a rebellion, I'm not ill but I feel ill, there is something wrong but I don't know what..does anyone know a cure for this?
Take a shit...
 

ThomConspicuous

Inconspicuously Informal
93
0
0
#9
If you are eating normal and drinking water, worst case scenario you might have an ulcer...hopefully not. Could just be stress.

You might want to try some ginger though, it's really good for stomach aches. If you use it, avoid caffeine for awhile and see if that helps.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
6,696
2,615
287
#10
It's not that kind of pain, I know the difference between pain and "needtogotothebathroomorillexpload" pain ;) and It's not the second one.. I guess I just worry to much and drink way to much coke
 

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
1,488
11
102
#12
Sounds kind of like Irritable Bowel Syndrome. IBS is stress related.
Try avoiding caffeine altogether, no coke, tea or coffee; Tea in the morning sets my stomach on spasm central. Have a hot cup of milk instead.

Does breaking wind relieve it at all? If it does, eat prunes or loads of cabbage.
 
328
0
0
#13
i have ulcers and it feels like someone is titty twisting your stomach wall. along with a nasty taste in your mouth and nausea. IBS could be it as well but you will know once you go. it is probably the stress your under. stress can cause both of these problems so try to relax and get a break if you can. you don't want it to turn into either of these. also lay off the liquor if you have been drinking until your stomach calms. it will make the stomach acid worse and you will keep feeling the pain.