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My super secret choko choko cookie recipe I definitely didn't find on the internet.

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Choko choko cookies
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300gram butter 10.5 ounces butter
2 1/2 dl brown sugar 1cup & 1tablespoon
2 eggs
3 teaspoons vanillin

melt the butter, plop in the rest and whisk violently and with self loathing, like when you pleasure yourself to really weird porn.
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2 1/4 dl sugar. 0.951 cup
7 1/2 - 8 dl flour. 3.17-3.38cups
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon bicarbonate
4 tablespoon cacao

mix the dry ingredients, then pour them into the wet ingredient bowl and mix until it's this weird gooey dough.
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wildly chop up 200g (7 ounces) of chocolate ( 50/50 on 70% dark chocolate, and white chocolate), add that to the dough, mix it up and swear while the dark chocolate melts on your hands and makes a dirty dirty mess.
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form it into a giant turd, wrap it up in clingwrap and put it into the fridge for a minimum of 30minutes. You can keep the dough in the fridge for 4-5days without it going bad.

Oven 175c (350F)-----Take out that sucker, use a sharp knife to cut up discs of that turd. form them into balls and then tap them a little to make them a bit flat (not too much though!).Put rest of the turd into the fridge, so it doesn't get to warm.

Put the cookies into the oven for about 10min. Then take out, wait impatiently, take one burn your hand as it breaks and hot dark chocolate runs down your arm, throw it into your mouth reach sugar nirvana while the chocolate burn scars into your tongue.


I do need some help converting dl to cups or whatever sorcery of measurments you use in usa, I tried googling but my brain is not taking it in and I don't want to fuck up the recipe.

The cookies, these are a bit flat, as I flattened them to much before putting them in the oven.
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Edit: thanks @CoprophagousCop for converting from superior to american measurements.
 
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@Stardust: You should write a whole cookbook filled with irrelevant erotica and fetish references.


If dl means deciliter, then 1 dL = 3.382 US fluid ounces = 0.423 cups = 6.76 tablespoons.

2 1/2 dl brown sugar = 1.06 cups brown sugar = 1 cup + 1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 1/4 dl sugar = 0.951 cups sugar
7 1/2 - 8 dl flour = 3.17 to 3.38 cups flour
 
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@Stardust: You should write a whole cookbook filled with irrelevant erotica and fetish references.


If dl means deciliter, then 1 dL = 3.382 US fluid ounces = 0.423 cups = 6.76 tablespoons.

2 1/2 dl brown sugar = 1.06 cups brown sugar = 1 cup + 1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 1/4 dl sugar = 0.951 cups sugar
7 1/2 - 8 dl flour = 3.17 to 3.38 cups flour
Lol right you are. My weak ass Google Fu had me checking imperial volume measure which is larger. Here is a link to add to the confusion, and clarify my mistake. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems
 
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@Stardust: You should write a whole cookbook filled with irrelevant erotica and fetish references.


If dl means deciliter, then 1 dL = 3.382 US fluid ounces = 0.423 cups = 6.76 tablespoons.

2 1/2 dl brown sugar = 1.06 cups brown sugar = 1 cup + 1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 1/4 dl sugar = 0.951 cups sugar
7 1/2 - 8 dl flour = 3.17 to 3.38 cups flour
Lol, that could be funny. “While mixing the mayonnaise it’s important to keep a steady thin stream, just like when you’re pissing on your SO, too much and the fun is spoiled, to irregular and both is left wanting”.


Thanks for the conversion help!

@YogurtExplosion fuck you 😄

@Jung look out or you'll be caught in a infinite high/munchies loop. Do tell me how they turn out! :)