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My toenail is falling off.

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This being my first thread in gross misconduct (yes, I'm too lazy to use capital letters), I'm going to dedicate it to my toenail.

As the title of this thread implies, it is falling off. Half of it's blue, the other half is some wierd color. It's hanging on by just a little bit, but when I pull on it it hurts like hell, and still won't come off.

No, I'm not posting any pictures, because I am ashamed. :(

And I have 8 toes on each foot. :happysad:
 

necro

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8 toes, huh? I wish I had 8 toes. But then again, to be like 7 foot tall, you would need 16 toes to keep your balance :p
 

Brazen

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Why no pics, it is intresting to see what people have done to themselfs...
 

Descent

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Unforgiven said:
This being my first thread in gross misconduct (yes, I'm too lazy to use capital letters), I'm going to dedicate it to my toenail.

As the title of this thread implies, it is falling off. Half of it's blue, the other half is some wierd color. It's hanging on by just a little bit, but when I pull on it it hurts like hell, and still won't come off.

No, I'm not posting any pictures, because I am ashamed. :(

And I have 8 toes on each foot. :happysad:
I've lost a toenail before. Big Blackout of 2004 + father's old second generation CD player from 1983 = ouch. Fucking 80 pounds of pain.
 
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Yay. I got it off.

Now it's all bloody and shit, and hurts like a bitch.
 

necro

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Bloody pain is the best, as if you're bleeding all over the place and people see the blood they are like "ew god wtf go to the doctor, sicko!" Grossing people out = :thumbsup:
 
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Fuck that. the Dr. will wrap it up and no one will be able to see it.... I would show it off with pride... hell dress it up some put a bow on it.
 

CopyLifted

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I took a pic of it while we where getting drunk together last night. He just didn't want to post it. :p

Sorry, You can't see the other 4 toes.
 

Nailbomb

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Unforgiven said:
This being my first thread in gross misconduct (yes, I'm too lazy to use capital letters)
Yet, not too lazy to explain why you're not using capital letters...Hmm.
 

Descent

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My pinky toenail just came off a few hours ago, painlessly, for no reason...
 

Slacker

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Speaking of pinky toes I can dislocate mine. I have had One toe nail fall off but it was my pinky toe as well.
 
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I don't even know where to begin.... A toe nail falling off is usually has a reason... if they fell off for no reason then the world would be full of people missing toe nails. Then again watching this thread I am begenning to wonder if something is wrong with me that none of my toe nails have never fallen off...
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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Unforgiven said:
This being my first thread in gross misconduct (yes, I'm too lazy to use capital letters), I'm going to dedicate it to my toenail.

As the title of this thread implies, it is falling off. Half of it's blue, the other half is some wierd color. It's hanging on by just a little bit, but when I pull on it it hurts like hell, and still won't come off.

No, I'm not posting any pictures, because I am ashamed. :(

And I have 8 toes on each foot. :happysad:
get the scissors:D