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My wife's friend ....

Discussion in 'Ask A Ranter' started by desi, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. desi

    desi Member

    I need a suggestion on this about what to do.
    One of my wife's friends that lives pretty close to our home. She is not that great looking and I really have no attraction for her. But, for the last three mights she is in my dreams. Not saying anything to me or me saying anything to her. Just she does something or bends or tilts that her pussy and round ass shows.
    I don't know what to do? Is it a sign or something. Should I approach her and tell her. She look nice in dream but in reality is not that great looking.
    Help me..
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  2. tuchmewhereipee

    tuchmewhereipee Ground control to Major Tom.

    Yeah, just go ahead and confront her, and tell her that you've been dreaming about her snatch, in a totally platonic manner.
    Better yet, go tell your wife that you've been cheating on her in your dreams.
    It'll all go over smoothly.

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  3. jujubee

    jujubee ~what it is~ Premium

    You and your wife should go tell her together sporting a bottle of Boone's Farm, see if she's down.:shrug:
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  4. Bitch

    Bitch Evil Fluffy says: I PEE IN YOUR SHOES! Staff

    Do you feel close to her? Often dreams like that have nothing to do with wanting sex from that person. It could mean you feel she is open to you. Open as in, has a tendency to reveal secrets or personal information to you. If you feel attracted to her or what she's showing you in your dreams, it could be that you are either wanting her to be that open to you or you feel welcome that she has been open to you (again... open as in telling you personal information like she would a close friend). If you feel uncomfortable by the dreams, you could be saying you are not comfortable with the relationship you have with her, You feel threatened by her, you do not wish to have that close friendship with her and fear you might be getting too close, or you feel she's revealed too much of herself to you (revealed meaning personal information, not hoochie). But, like you said, you do not feel attracted to her in reality, so chances are, this dream is more about what it stands for and not what you actually see in the dream. It's not unlike the classic dream where you walk out in public naked. It's not about the desire to streak, but it's the feeling of being vulnerable. So what your current dreams are telling you may be more about vulnerability, revealing friendships, or a sense of comfort levels and not about sex and desiring your wife's friend.

    If this is really upsetting you and it's getting in the way of your relationship with your wife, then talk to someone about it. Look up dream books or talk to your wife about it. No need to bring the friend in to this if you wish to keep your marriage in one piece. The friend might think you are hitting on her and tell your wife giving her the wrong impression.
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  5. Dark Fader

    Dark Fader []D [] []V[] []D

    Suppress the attraction until you explode and ruin your marriage.
  6. RebelBuddha

    RebelBuddha Rey de Currumpaw

    What would Vishnu do? I think you know.
  7. steelasp

    steelasp poontangwrecker

    It's not okay for her to behave that way. Confront her, and tell her to stay the hell out of your dreams.
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  8. Spaced Man

    Spaced Man WTFus is the Ruckus


    You have to actively fight your attraction to her if you do not like it. Dreaming is a product of the subconscious, after all. If you don't like it and feel bad about it, then tell your brain to shut the fuck up. I mean, that's how I got over my attraction to my buddy's smoking hot girlfriend.
  9. MadHatterMad

    MadHatterMad a.k.a. ZoeMonster

    Agreed. You go lookin for trouble like that and you will definetly find it.
  10. skroo'd

    skroo'd I don't remember you either.

    Tell your wife about the dream. Explain that the experts at WTF.com informed you it is her fault and this wouldn't be happening if she gave you oral pleasure each night before going to bed. You can thank me later.

    Oh, and if the dreams do not stop, don't tell your wife and continue enjoying the blowjobs. ;)
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  11. serato

    serato Banned - What an Asshat!

    Don't sweat it bro. You know what they say: what happens in a dream, stays in a dream; unless, you talk in your dream b'cause then...you're screwed
  12. jujubee

    jujubee ~what it is~ Premium

    Isn't that funny how a dream can mess with you?haha Dreams can mean subliminal things or they can mean nothing. -Why the *fuck* would you approach her about it?:)
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  13. desi

    desi Member

    I was thinking more about Krishna (He had 365 wives) :)

    Thank you, Bitch (Doesn't sound right). Your suggestion helped. It is just a dream and I really don't care about her.
    Telling my brain to forget all this..

    MOD EDIT: Posts merged. Don't double-post.
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  14. jujubee

    jujubee ~what it is~ Premium

    Well, you seem kind of preoccupied by her but not necessarily in a way that means anything.haha
  15. -=iNsANe=-ADJ

    -=iNsANe=-ADJ I once ate broccoli

    I'd say this is the result of watching too much porn.

    It happened to me too some time ago, I was kinda depressed and instead of getting drunk every day or getting addicted to drugs I went for the porn addiction. They were hard times for my palms... but one day I found a cure. I started fucking my wife daily.
    You should too, my wife has special prices and discounts for usual clients.
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  16. MadHatterMad

    MadHatterMad a.k.a. ZoeMonster

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Put down the porn, turn off the video game, get off the fucking couch. You and your wife get dressed up all spiffy like....go out, have fun, be fucking merry, get hammered, and fuck like rabbits.
  17. rub1out

    rub1out Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

    You may be the coolest chick I have ever met. :thumbsup::clap:
  18. Haresy

    Haresy Misanthropic Blender Premium

    While you're at it, tell the little brain in your pants to forget about it, too.
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  19. -=iNsANe=-ADJ

    -=iNsANe=-ADJ I once ate broccoli

    Not exactly, but the main part of the quest is to stop occupying all the youporn site bandwidth.

  20. So that you can? Just asking.:p
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