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Name that tune

Icarus

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#1
That's right... post a few lyrics or an entire song, and whoever guesses it gets rep power from the poster of the song.

Please don't post new songs until the previous one has been guessed.

Here's mine, to start us off:

Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

My dad came into my room holding his hat
I knew he was leaving,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, calling on me
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the mister of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss
Then I had to say goodbye

In the morning I woke momma with a kiss on each eyelid,
Even though I'm only a kid
Certain things can't be hid
Momma grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left her in the story untold
I said, momma it will be al right
When daddy comes home, tonight

Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain't going to nirvana or favana
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Mad leadership, amigos, unfettered and free
They feed one the people they're supposed to lead
I don't need it
We need to pray away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I don't want my daddy, leaving home tonight

Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

Get to it!
 

Icarus

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Fine. Get it all quickly and ruin my fun, if you want.

Repped. Anybody else want to post one?
 

discobrodir

the icelandic terrorist
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ok, here´s an easy one

Welcome to where the time stands still
no one leaves and no one will
moon is full never seems to change
just labelled mentally deranged
dream the same thing every night
see your freedom in my sight
no locked doors no windows barred
no things to make my brain seem scarred
sleep my friend and you will see
that dream is my reality
they keep me locked up in this cage
can´t they see it´s why my brain says rage

build my fear of what´s out there
cannot breath the open air
whisper things into my brain
assuring me that i´m insane
they think our heads are in their hands
but voilent use brings voilent plans
keep him tight it makes him well
he´s getting better can´t you tell
no more can they keep us in
listen damn it, we will win
they see it right they see it well
but they think this saves us from our hell

fear of livin on
natives getting restless now
mutiny in the air
got some death to do
mirror stares back hard
kill, its such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out a again
 

tzedek

Original Member
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#7
Some would call it hell but to me it was heaven
God gave me the grace, amazin' ways of living
How would you feel if you had to catch your meal?
Build a hut to live and to eat and chill in.
Having to pump the water outta the ground
The way we put it down utilizing what is around
Like land for farming, river for fishing
Everyone helpin' each other whenever they can
We makin' it happen, from nothin' to somethin'
That's how we be survivin' back in my homeland

awesome song on an awesome cd by an awesome group (IMO) ^^
 

screw_you_jack

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#8
?????????

And now, we proudly present
songs perverse and songs of lament.
A couple of hymns of confession,
and songs that recognize our sick obsessions.
Sing along- I'm on the ugly organ again.
Sing along- I'm on the ugly organ, so lets begin.
There's no use to keep a secret,
everything I hide ends up in lyrics...
so read on- accuse me when you're done-
if it sounds like I did you wrong.

Our father, who art in heaven,
save me from this wreck I'm about to drown in.
Didn't I learn anything counting out
my sins on rosary beads?
The reverend plays on the ugly organ;
he spews out his sweet ad salty sermon
on the audience.

...So why do I think I'm any different?

I've been making money off my indifference.
We all pass the hat around,
'This is my body', this is the blood I found
on my hands after I wrote this album.
Play it off as stigmata for crossover fans...
some red handed sleight of hand.
 

</rant>

Tenderony
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Here's a hard one. Unless you like UK Hip Hop. Then it's well easy.

In the streets, the concrete playground,
bent police, the beast won't lay down,
I can't escape I'm nearin' a breakdown,
I can't sleep in london town now,
no sleep, no rest for the year round,
handcuffed in the back of a beef van,
no joy for the kids in the junkyard,
overcome by the truth, yeah, life's hard,
all scarred from a life up on row,
flip the coin see what life flows,
wedged in an edgy atmosphere,
self-destruction now catch the Fear,
awkward anguish, could not vanish,
lock in a cell severely brain damaged,
think of a world gone loco-loco,
step in the shoes of mister miserable,
left no room for the holy-holy,
walk in the steps of mister moanie,
tangled lifestyles, complicated,
modern day life is over-rated,
fuck the states, yeah, ban the bomb,
arrest the president, now sing that song!

arrest the president, he's the gun-slinger,
arrest the president, he's the drug dealer,
arrest the president, arrest the president, (fuck 'im!)

arrest the president, guns are trading,
he's the outlaw on these pavements,
kids get puff just for misbehavin',
in the Whitehouse guns are traded,
some go there cuz there's ganja blazin',
up in parliament guns are trading,
some choose crime as their occupation,
they sell guns to destroy ya nation,
who's the criminals? where's the justice?
we don't trust no judges' judgments,
on these front-lines losin' patience,
who protects us from their invasions?
we protect us, holding corners,
police ain't welcome across the borders,
arrest the president, he's the gangster,
deep in scandals, dirty bankster,
why harass me? I'm just strugglin',
makin' something out of nothing,
it's the system arrest the president,
we're the victims, the world's the evidence,

arrest the president, he's the gun-slinger,
arrest the president, he's the drug dealer,
arrest the president, arrest the president,
fuck 'im!

</rant>
 

Icarus

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#10
Me said:
Please don't post new songs until the previous one has been guessed.
Since I suppose it's too late for that...

I've no clue on any that have just been posted.
 

discobrodir

the icelandic terrorist
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Pachyderm said:
Metallica?
tzedek said:
yep, song name "Welcome home" i think

you´re right, this songs name is Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica and is on the album Master of Puppets.

well done fellas! :thumbsup:
 

NaughtyGirl21

Formally Cuddles
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This one's hard unless your german

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiss noch nicht dass er tanzen muss

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
 

CopyLifted

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#13
CuddleMuffin said:
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiss noch nicht dass er tanzen muss

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika
Rammstein - Amerika
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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#14
</rant> said:
Here's a hard one. Unless you like UK Hip Hop. Then it's well easy.

In the streets, the concrete playground,
bent police, the beast won't lay down,
I can't escape I'm nearin' a breakdown,
I can't sleep in london town now,
no sleep, no rest for the year round,
handcuffed in the back of a beef van,
no joy for the kids in the junkyard,
overcome by the truth, yeah, life's hard,
all scarred from a life up on row,
flip the coin see what life flows,
wedged in an edgy atmosphere,
self-destruction now catch the Fear,
awkward anguish, could not vanish,
lock in a cell severely brain damaged,
think of a world gone loco-loco,
step in the shoes of mister miserable,
left no room for the holy-holy,
walk in the steps of mister moanie,
tangled lifestyles, complicated,
modern day life is over-rated,
fuck the states, yeah, ban the bomb,
arrest the president, now sing that song!

arrest the president, he's the gun-slinger,
arrest the president, he's the drug dealer,
arrest the president, arrest the president, (fuck 'im!)

arrest the president, guns are trading,
he's the outlaw on these pavements,
kids get puff just for misbehavin',
in the Whitehouse guns are traded,
some go there cuz there's ganja blazin',
up in parliament guns are trading,
some choose crime as their occupation,
they sell guns to destroy ya nation,
who's the criminals? where's the justice?
we don't trust no judges' judgments,
on these front-lines losin' patience,
who protects us from their invasions?
we protect us, holding corners,
police ain't welcome across the borders,
arrest the president, he's the gangster,
deep in scandals, dirty bankster,
why harass me? I'm just strugglin',
makin' something out of nothing,
it's the system arrest the president,
we're the victims, the world's the evidence,

arrest the president, he's the gun-slinger,
arrest the president, he's the drug dealer,
arrest the president, arrest the president,
fuck 'im!

</rant>

Task Force - Arrest The President
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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#16
screw_you_jack said:
And now, we proudly present
songs perverse and songs of lament.
A couple of hymns of confession,
and songs that recognize our sick obsessions.
Sing along- I'm on the ugly organ again.
Sing along- I'm on the ugly organ, so lets begin.
There's no use to keep a secret,
everything I hide ends up in lyrics...
so read on- accuse me when you're done-
if it sounds like I did you wrong.

Our father, who art in heaven,
save me from this wreck I'm about to drown in.
Didn't I learn anything counting out
my sins on rosary beads?
The reverend plays on the ugly organ;
he spews out his sweet ad salty sermon
on the audience.

...So why do I think I'm any different?

I've been making money off my indifference.
We all pass the hat around,
'This is my body', this is the blood I found
on my hands after I wrote this album.
Play it off as stigmata for crossover fans...
some red handed sleight of hand.

Cursive - Some Red Handed Sleight of Hand
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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#17
A corpse is a corpse.
Of course it is.
Predetermined destiny,
Uncommon bond.
Don't be afraid to take my hand.
Walk with the dead beaten broken man.
A cult of me, a stain and feast the open brain.
The pleasures I indulge will pave a pathway to hell,
From an offset imbalance of membrane and cell.

And though you try and try and try to pull me down,
It's all been lies it's lies begat the lies again.
I’m not afraid, afraid of dying anymore.
Only I can set me free.
So turn and blame but don't you fuckin look at me.

It's over, it's over.

We've secretly replaced your pathetic existence with more pain
And anguish and suffering than one soul could possibly stomach.
So fasten your noose and enjoy your ride,
‘Cos life is hell and then you die.

And though you try and try and try to pull me down,
It's all been lies it's lies begat the lies again.
I’m not afraid, afraid of dying anymore.
Only I can set me free.
So turn and blame but don't you fuckin look at me.

Decompose you maggot.
Now you’ll shut the fuck up!
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
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#19
[Verse:]
It started as a whisper
Now try to dodge this roar
Unified, the most forceful way to go

Waste this one?
It's up to you!
We need this revolution

Destroy the pattern
Anything that separates
Across the times.
Who dares to follow?

[Pre-Chorus:]
For years we wandered these circles
Hold onto whatever lie gets us through

[Chorus:]
Design new latitudes
Find ways to channel bliss
Us defined, it's too fragile to neglect
Reroute to Remain
Reroute to Remain

[Verse:]
Never want, to look back in greed
Can I please have your attention?

There are mountains to cross
For all that are willing
There a never ending treasures
That await you