Yeah...*gags*...whoa, uhem. Ok, one of my friends came visiting from college the other day and he brought along one of the sickest, most disturbing jokes ive heard in a while...Shall we begin??
Ok, this guy works at a computer programming company where he makes a pretty good living. He has a house, a nice car, and a no-limit credit card. Despite his income, hes still a pretty economical kinda guy. He has a wife and children...the whole "brady bunch" situation basically, day in and day out. well one day, he decided to live a little and to do something spontaneously. On the way home from work one day, he drives to the local whore house and demands a hooker for a quicky.
Man "Hey there...uh.....id like to rent a whore?"
Lady "um...ok. What kind of price range are we talking about here"
man " Nothing too expensive...i want to make sure i get my money's worth"
Lady "alright then...(she checks the schedule book) all we have at this time is Cinnamon for $100 an hour, Brandy for $85 an hour, and Tammy for $40 and hour"
Man "Im not sure what the normal price of a whore is...but i guess ill have to go with Tammy. Is there any way we can reduce the price if i only need her for like 20 or 30 minutes?"
Lady "No."
Man "Oh...well...im kinda in a hurry too, im on my way home from work and my wife is gunna be wondering where im at. is there anyway i can get something for less because i wont be staying long?"
Lady "Well, jessica is about to leave because her shifts over, ill see if i can talk her into staying for an other 20 minutes"
The lady comes back and tells him that Jessica usually only gives blow jobs, but she'll give you a 20 min quicky for $20. The man agrees and goes to jessica's room. He finds a woman lying naked on the bed. "lets not waste any time" the man says...so they turn off the lights and he begins to bang this whore. He suddenly stops and turns on the light.
Man "Damn, your pussy is dry as fuck!! Im kinda in a hurry, can you ...i dunno...do something about it. Maybe get some lube or somethin?"
and the Whore says "Yeah, sure"
The whore goes into the bathroom for a few minutes then comes back out and turns off the light. He begins to bang her again. 20 minutes later he busts a nut and turns on the light.
Man "Whooooaaaaaaa, your pussy was extra EXTRA wet. What kind of lube did you use!? I might need to buy some for me and the wife back at home."
Whore "Oh......well i didnt have to use any lube actually, i just picked some of the scabs"
Ok, this guy works at a computer programming company where he makes a pretty good living. He has a house, a nice car, and a no-limit credit card. Despite his income, hes still a pretty economical kinda guy. He has a wife and children...the whole "brady bunch" situation basically, day in and day out. well one day, he decided to live a little and to do something spontaneously. On the way home from work one day, he drives to the local whore house and demands a hooker for a quicky.
Man "Hey there...uh.....id like to rent a whore?"
Lady "um...ok. What kind of price range are we talking about here"
man " Nothing too expensive...i want to make sure i get my money's worth"
Lady "alright then...(she checks the schedule book) all we have at this time is Cinnamon for $100 an hour, Brandy for $85 an hour, and Tammy for $40 and hour"
Man "Im not sure what the normal price of a whore is...but i guess ill have to go with Tammy. Is there any way we can reduce the price if i only need her for like 20 or 30 minutes?"
Lady "No."
Man "Oh...well...im kinda in a hurry too, im on my way home from work and my wife is gunna be wondering where im at. is there anyway i can get something for less because i wont be staying long?"
Lady "Well, jessica is about to leave because her shifts over, ill see if i can talk her into staying for an other 20 minutes"
The lady comes back and tells him that Jessica usually only gives blow jobs, but she'll give you a 20 min quicky for $20. The man agrees and goes to jessica's room. He finds a woman lying naked on the bed. "lets not waste any time" the man says...so they turn off the lights and he begins to bang this whore. He suddenly stops and turns on the light.
Man "Damn, your pussy is dry as fuck!! Im kinda in a hurry, can you ...i dunno...do something about it. Maybe get some lube or somethin?"
and the Whore says "Yeah, sure"
The whore goes into the bathroom for a few minutes then comes back out and turns off the light. He begins to bang her again. 20 minutes later he busts a nut and turns on the light.
Man "Whooooaaaaaaa, your pussy was extra EXTRA wet. What kind of lube did you use!? I might need to buy some for me and the wife back at home."
Whore "Oh......well i didnt have to use any lube actually, i just picked some of the scabs"
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