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CopyLifted was at an airport, fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said CopyLifted. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." CopyLifted and DG agreed and went for a wild ride--loop-de-loops, steep dives, etc. After they landed, the pilot said to CopyLifted, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said CopyLifted, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when DG fell out."
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HavokChylde was making out with this ugly girl he met under his trailer. He put 1 finger in her pussy, but she didn't react at all - negatively nor positively. So he thought, "clearly, she wants more." So he sticks another finger in and starts moving them around, and again the girl has no reaction : her face stays neutral like she's watching a not so funny sitcom. He puts one more finger in, same thing. So he says to himself, "the hell with it" and puts his entire fist in. But still, no reaction. His mom then comes home from her day of work on the sidewalks, and says : "Herman, you sick fuck, what the hell are you doing with your fist in my mayonnaise jar?"
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HavokChylde was making out with this ugly girl he met under his trailer. He put 1 finger in her pussy, but she didn't react at all - negatively nor positively. So he thought, "clearly, she wants more." So he sticks another finger in and starts moving them around, and again the girl has no reaction : her face stays neutral like she's watching a not so funny sitcom. He puts one more finger in, same thing. So he says to himself, "the hell with it" and puts his entire fist in. But still, no reaction. His mom then comes home from her day of work on the sidewalks, and says : "Herman, you sick fuck, what the hell are you doing with your fist in my mayonnaise jar?"
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Meh Meh(the chinese girl) was bragging to Havok how tight she was. She told him to stick one finger in.He did. She told him to stick another and he did. She kept on telling him to stick another finger in till he had his whole fist in her. Then she told him to stick his other hand in her pussy and he did. Then she told him to clap his hands. Havok said "i can't". Meh's response was "see i told ya i was tight".
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