So, here are the rules, you have to make a joke and include a member in it.
As in:
What do you call a Nymphchick at the bottom of the sea?
An Octopussy.
As in:
What do you call a Nymphchick at the bottom of the sea?
An Octopussy.
HavokChylde said:You might be DIZNUTS if...
....your age is higher than your I.Q.
bnccoder said:Descent Johnny home from school today for playing with himself.
UberSkippy said:Talking to Havok one day the topic of love came up. I asked "So tell me Herman, what's the difference between love, true love and just showing off."
He replied "That's easy. My ex showed me this one. The anser is: Spitting, swallowing and gargling."
heh...dustinzgirl said:What do you call Kitana, GGW and Cuddles standing on a footballl field?
Two tightends and one wide reciever.
DIZNUTS said:heh...
There is some debate about the source of the term, but the generally accepted version is that it comes from the Monty Python song, "Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam…" Like the song, spam is an endless repetition of worthless text. Another school of thought maintains that it comes from the computer group lab at the University of Southern California who gave it the name because it has many of the same characteristics as the lunchmeat Spam:
- Nobody wants it or ever asks for it.
- No one ever eats it; it is the first item to be pushed to the side when eating the entree.
- Sometimes it is actually tasty, like 1% of junk mail that is really useful to some people.
what.the.fuck.?.?.?.johnny kuntz said:one.word.reply
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No happy users.
Diznuts.failure
no.surprise
DIZNUTS said:what.the.fuck.?.?.?.
bnccoder said:Johnny came long one day and jacked DG's thread. The MODS were furious that Johnny had not learned his lesson from his time spent in the farm. They slaped the cock rings on him and hauled his ass back off to be raped and re-shaped in to a good poster.
Amputatiion is always an option.dustinzgirl said:You know, that is not possible. Johnny wants to be handcuffed and buttraped.