need sex

[Scythe]

i haven't had sex for bout six monthes it's driving me insane

 

[NaughtyGirl21]

i haven't had sex for bout six monthes it's driving me insane

And????? What do you want us to do about it?

 

[ferengi]

Let's cry him a river...
Quit whining and be glad you're not still a virgin like me

 

[NaughtyGirl21]

Let's cry him a river...
Quit whining and be glad you're not still a virgin like me

He cries like a fucking baby and he can't spell or write, but then yet he is 23...RIIIGHT! LMAO

 

[ferengi]

Suuuuuure he is

 

[NaughtyGirl21]

He's got to be like 15 or 16.

 

[Unforgiven]

cry yourself a fucking river, build yourself a fucking bridge, and geht over it.

 

[NaughtyGirl21]

cry yourself a fucking river, build yourself a fucking bridge, and geht over it.

He explains good...lol. Good one

 

[ChilianFuckFace]

i haven't had sex for bout six monthes it's driving me insane

Masturbate! WTF is the matter with you?

 

[icka]

Masturbate! WTF is the matter with you?

masturbation gets boring after a while! well not "boring" but sometimes you need a little more then that

i say...

buy a hooker they arent that that much! you can save up and in 2 months have sex :-D wahoo!

 

[betrayed]

masturbation gets boring after a while! well not "boring" but sometimes you need a little more then that

i say...

buy a hooker they arent that that much! you can save up and in 2 months have sex :-D wahoo!

And get a handful of STI's.

 

[ChilianFuckFace]

masturbation gets boring after a while! well not "boring" but sometimes you need a little more then that

i say...

buy a hooker they arent that that much! you can save up and in 2 months have sex :-D wahoo!

He could buy a DOG... way cheaper than a HOOKER!

 

[Smoke]

Look at that thing that you use to type, its called a hand. Now use it.

 

[betrayed]

Or cut a hole in a watermelon and stick it in the microwave..

...

 

[Omicronic]

yes, but it's hard to find clean watermelons. they are total whores.

 

[wocket]

Let's cry him a river...
Quit whining and be glad you're not still a virgin like me

I maintain that it is worse for a non-virgin to go without sex than it is for a virgin to stay a virgin. At least you guys don't know what you're missing.

Oh, and it's currently been 3 months since I last had sex. My longest streak is 8 months.

 

[CopyLifted]

Or cut a hole in a watermelon and stick it in the microwave..

...

Liver works better.

 

[icka]

And get a handful of STI's.

actually thats not true.. they have escort services that are very popular and very umm well not trashy! in fact one of my best friends works for one

 

[icka]

He could buy a DOG... way cheaper than a HOOKER!

or he can visit the zoo! i think thats his cheapest bet!

 

[captainMeh.]

And get a handful of STI's.

errr, unless you're a subaru fanatic, you must be a moron. either that or you've got some wacked out keyboard where the t and the d's are adjacent and you have fat fingers.