My mom is a property manager (aka landlord). She comes to me and says that she has to move these people into a house, and the person that usually cleans the houses for her has just doubled her rates. So my mom asks me to go and do it. they move in Monday. So i have to clean over the weekend. After I worked long hours the entire week. I figure, okay. I was a shit for my teenage years. Maybe I could do her this favor. So I spend all fucking weekend climbing up and down ladders, scrubbing everything in sight (because the prior tenants were fucking pigs), busting my ass to get this house clean in 2 days. And late sunday afternoon, my mom comes by to see how it's going. and this is what she fucking says.
Good job. Not as good as I would have done though.
Then clean it your damn self!
I am so tired of my mother's backhanded compliments that I could puke. Passive aggressive fucking bullshit. I spend my whole weekend busting my ass doing her a favor, and she couldn't just say thank you. Now I remember why I was such a shit during my teen years. I had a lot of fucking help.
Bloody Bollocksing Fuck.
Now I need more whiskey. A lot more whiskey.
Good job. Not as good as I would have done though.
Then clean it your damn self!

Bloody Bollocksing Fuck.
Now I need more whiskey. A lot more whiskey.