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never screw in your friends hot tub

shep75

Tenderony
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because nobody wants to swim in other people chum.
 

Broken

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shep75 said:
because nobody wants to swim in other people chum.
A good girl doesn't leave any chum.
 

FUBAR

Jean Jacket Tough Guy
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this one time i wiped my ass on my buddies driver side door handle to his car...i never spoke of it...see if you dont talk about it..it just goes away
 
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i screwed your sister in your friend's hot tub... then i screwed your friends sister.
 
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FUBAR said:
this one time i wiped my ass on my buddies driver side door handle to his car...i never spoke of it...see if you dont talk about it..it just goes away
yea.. something like that. But we haven't talked about you...
 

yotaka

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youknowthedeal said:
well yotaka u shouldent be here ur too little.
If you knew where I go to school and about the girls who go to my school (and r in my grade) you wouldn't be surprised about how age has become so much less of a factor these days.... sigh.... we kids/teenagers have become so currupted... :p
 

The_DEAL

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yotaka said:
If you knew where I go to school and about the girls who go to my school (and r in my grade) you wouldn't be surprised about how age has become so much less of a factor these days.... sigh.... we kids/teenagers have become so currupted... :p
ahhh bein a teen again *slips into a deep memory* wanna hit?
 

mariusthegreat

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being a kid....i remember throwing rocks at ppl from behind the bushes....::sighs:: ...aaaahhhh....shure ..give me a hit...

..i had this friend...back when i was in the dorms....he's roomate was annyoing as fuck....true story....buddy would whack off ...in the annoying roomates shampoo....shit was sick ....everytime i looked at his hair...shiny..soft an all..id wonder if it was the magical post production ingrident that was addedd....
 

The_DEAL

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mariusthegreat said:
being a kid....i remember throwing rocks at ppl from behind the bushes....::sighs:: ...aaaahhhh....shure ..give me a hit...

..i had this friend...back when i was in the dorms....he's roomate was annyoing as fuck....true story....buddy would whack off ...in the annoying roomates shampoo....shit was sick ....everytime i looked at his hair...shiny..soft an all..id wonder if it was the magical post production ingrident that was addedd....
ROFLMAO
 

yotaka

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mariusthegreat said:
being a kid....i remember throwing rocks at ppl from behind the bushes....::sighs:: ...aaaahhhh....shure ..give me a hit...

..i had this friend...back when i was in the dorms....he's roomate was annyoing as fuck....true story....buddy would whack off ...in the annoying roomates shampoo....shit was sick ....everytime i looked at his hair...shiny..soft an all..id wonder if it was the magical post production ingrident that was addedd....
LMFAO!!!!!!!! sry, but that's funny
 
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FUBAR said:
this one time i wiped my ass on my buddies driver side door handle to his car...i never spoke of it...see if you dont talk about it..it just goes away
yea I crapped in my friends yard and his dog started eating it :D
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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shep75 said:
because nobody wants to swim in other people chum.
Don't like swimin in the man chowder eh??

Chlorine dissipates it anyway! If your in the tub and your about to get some the last thing your thinkin about is your homie's jizz!
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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mariusthegreat said:
being a kid....i remember throwing rocks at ppl from behind the bushes....::sighs:: ...aaaahhhh....shure ..give me a hit...

..i had this friend...back when i was in the dorms....he's roomate was annyoing as fuck....true story....buddy would whack off ...in the annoying roomates shampoo....shit was sick ....everytime i looked at his hair...shiny..soft an all..id wonder if it was the magical post production ingrident that was addedd....
Ouch.. Sucks to be the victim of that hair prodcut.. :p