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New Game- Limericks

Tostig

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Write a limerick about the person that's posted above you. Since there's nobody above me, i'll pick someone at random...

the next person has to make one up about me, so on and so forth.


Jason is a dirty son of a whore
He made us think WTF was no more
We whined and we cried
And died a little inside
While he and his moderators had chuckles galore


let the games begin!
 

Havok

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Tostig clicked and a clucked
He thought WTF was fucked
To his dismay
WTF closing was gay
But it was just a joke that had sucked.
 

Tostig

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Havok really is a chylde at heart
He finds great humor in burps and farts
One day after beans
He soiled his jeans
And had to leave them in the park
 

Bitch

Evil Fluffy says: I PEE IN YOUR SHOES!
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Damn you Tostig!
Stick your head on a twig!
I can't believe it
I'm throwing a fit
You stole my place in your limmerick gig!

Bitch said:
HavokChylde tried to rhyme
but couldn't worth a dime
he thought hard
felt like a 'tard
So he gave up after wasting his time
 

Jane Deere

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Tostig is a really fly guy
He pimps the ladies and he really ain't shy
He's a real cool guy and everyone knows
That he jocks the bitches
and slaps the hos!
 

Tostig

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Jane sure is a funny lady
But she'd never make it as a Brady
With her panties in a bunch
I've really got a hunch
She'd drown them all in Alice's gravy
 

lady victoria

Fuck off!
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All of you lot are really quite gay,
Jesus you were only without WTF for only one day,
Jason and Brit had a laugh,
Despite provoking some wrath,
Now Tostig can finally go and get a bath. :D
 

Jane Deere

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vic is quick with her replies
but she knows she missed the site, she cannot deny
she's glad its back just like the rest
but now, m'lady, you have a quest
take it or leave it, whatever you dare
you must now wash tostigs underwear!
 

lady victoria

Fuck off!
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Now you asking me to wash his underwear?
Would you wash the underwear of a bear?
It is really quite sick,
That you fancied a lick,
of the skid mark that sticks,
in Tostigs pink nicks,
I didnt really think thats something that you would do for a bear.
 

Havok

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There once was a woman named Vic
She was the master of dick
She jerked it right
She jerked all night
For posting this I'm now a prick.


haha, sorry vic. It rhymed too well to pass up.
 

Tostig

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Dictionary.com said:
lim·er·ick Audio pronunciation of "limerick" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lmr-k)
n.

A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Lady Victoria and Jane
Are really bad at this game
They're as bad at writing limericks
As they are good at sucking dicks
At least Havok Chylde has half a brain
 

lady victoria

Fuck off!
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There once was a a hairy girl call Tostina,
Who has a very small weiner.
He works on the docks,
blowing the cocks,
to pay for Havock Chylds anus reduction operation. :D
 

Stardust

How am I still alive
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lady vic is the property of a prick,
it really makes her feel sick.
She feels like a whore,
but still she craves for more!
whips, dildos and chains,
now we arent telling names..
but it's sometimes a wild orgie,
and I ask, why is it always me?
 

lady victoria

Fuck off!
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The once was girl called Dusty,
who woke up one day to find her dildo all musty,
She jumped in her car,
She didnt go far,
To MaxPowers sex shop called "Lusty". :p
 

Jugular

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There once was a cat named Jim.
He wasn't fat he was actually slim
he fell down from a house
and landed on a mouse
and now our cat is at the gym!

There once was a girl named Stardust
who had a pretty sweet bust.
she expressed her feelings
in lust, prefer dealings
and now she's in disgust!
 

Caffeinated

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So young Jugular went down the street,
winking freely at lasses he'd meet.
At last, one French girl
turned around in a whirl,
And said, "Follow me home, tres faire vite!"
 

Tostig

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Caffeinated loves coffee, this we all know
from Starbucks to Starbucks a-traipsing she'd go
I'd like a large mocha
And some almond roca
As she vibrates from head to toe