New Holiday!

ChilianFuckFace

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Please mark this on your calendar.

A new holiday:

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret... guys feel left out. That's right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all... just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Who is with me? :thumbsup:
 

tzedek

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without even reading im going to go ahead and guess you are talking about steak and bj day
 

dustinzgirl

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No because men always get everything and we never do. your entire EXISTENCE is a fucking holiday!
 

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dustinzgirl said:
No because men always get everything and we never do. your entire EXISTENCE is a fucking holiday!
Really? Care to explain DG? Kit, how about you? Care to tell me how our lives is one big fucking holiday?
 

dustinzgirl

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Taylor_Blade said:
Really? Care to explain DG? Kit, how about you? Care to tell me how our lives is one big fucking holiday?
No, I dont feel like getting into it right now.

But, women gave birth to you, so we deserve alll the holidays. Na na na na nan an na
 

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I just think it's a funny idea..guys don't always buy gifts..maybe "Sorry sweetie I forgot..but I got this card" so on steak n BJ day you can always "oooh sorry honey I forgot..but heeey I can make you a microwawe pizza" ;) hehehehee I'm on an evil mood..Don't take it the holiday so csrious ;)