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New Rhyme

madnewf

The Bitch From The Rock
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#1
Every New Line
Must Make A Rhyme
Don't Be Blind
Take Your Time

Add A New Line
And You Will Find
A Fucked Up Rhyme
From All Your Minds


1. there once was a man with two wives....
 

lobo

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#3
3. when drink milk with laxatives
 

madnewf

The Bitch From The Rock
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#4
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4. and asked what the matter is
 

Sod

Spilly Talker
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#5
5. i eat apples and have sex with no lids



(lids = condoms)
 
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Death And Metal

Guest
#9
Getting ready for my gig
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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#11
I tip the henny and swig..
 

Rizzen Tsarran

Renegade Fucker
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#12
12>And then i tuned around and saw my lacrosse coach fig!


is this 12??
 

shep

Local alcoholic
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#15
Piss me off and get a punch in the wigg :mfinger:
 

MUFFDIVER

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#18
You Would

YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A WIG AND YOUR MOMMA'S A PIG......

:mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :bomb:
 

MUFFDIVER

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#20
how's this shit for brains

whats your problem gonohrea gobbler :mfinger:

you cat torturing goof. :mfinger: :gun: :bomb: