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New soap. . .

mmm...cheese

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My mom got some new soap, and it's not all that bad. . . If, you don't take in account that it looks exactly like sperm. . . *shudders*
 

Easty

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um, my conditioner looks like that. but, do you eat cinnamon rolls with white icing on them? same thing.
 

rockmaiden04

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Yeah, good one Eastside. I'd rep you for it, but I'm not.
 

DIZNUTS

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Eastside said:
um, my conditioner looks like that. but, do you eat cinnamon rolls with white icing on them? same thing.
mmm...cinnamon rolls and honey buns
 
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mmm...cheese said:
My mom got some new soap, and it's not all that bad. . . If, you don't take in account that it looks exactly like sperm. . . *shudders*

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el crotcho

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theres actually a whole shitton of products that look like sperm out there, in fact my soap kinda looks like sperm too, maybe its the same stuff
 

MaxPower

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mmm...cheese said:
My mom got some new soap, and it's not all that bad. . . If, you don't take in account that it looks exactly like sperm. . . *shudders*
Is the soap pump kind of fleshy, veiny, and attached to your dad?
 

mmm...cheese

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MaxPower said:
Is the soap pump kind of fleshy, veiny, and attached to your dad?
I hope not, but it's possible that he put his e-cock in a hole in the bottom of the soap container and is under the b-room sink. . .
 

MaxPower

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Well good luck with your new soap bro. :thumbsup: Use it in good health.
 

LiberatioN

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On a related note:

One time I was mad at my friend who was living with me while his parents were in Germany. His conditioner looked like splooge, much like any common conditioner, so I shot a load in it and he never knew. hehe. :thumbsup: