This is the story of two children, Milton and Herbert, who lived in a magical place called the interwebnet.
One fine spring day, Milton, having just finished his breakfast of bread and man pudding, set out to find his good friend Herbert. "Thanks for the meal Mother" said young Milton. "I told you to call me Jim goddamnit!!". Milton just smiled "Sweet, Loving Mother....I shall return later." and with the crash of an empty whiskey bottle against the wall behind him, young Milton turned to face the interwebchatmasterstation. Much to his surprise, young Milton found his friend Herbert, lying in the fetal postion along a dirt road. "Dear sweet Herbert, what ever is the trouble."
"Miwton...Miwton dey got me"
"Who did this Herbert."
"A gang of hooligans.....dey....dey stole my wucky button."
"Not your lucky button!"
"We hab to get it back, Miwton"
"That we do sweet Herbert."
And there....on the lonely dirt road of the interpokemondrivethroughatmwalkmannetsuperhighway, they began plotting their revenge.
To be continued.......
Cast
Milton-------Mr. Newbie
Herbert-----ITakeOffence
Mother------Gehtfuct
One fine spring day, Milton, having just finished his breakfast of bread and man pudding, set out to find his good friend Herbert. "Thanks for the meal Mother" said young Milton. "I told you to call me Jim goddamnit!!". Milton just smiled "Sweet, Loving Mother....I shall return later." and with the crash of an empty whiskey bottle against the wall behind him, young Milton turned to face the interwebchatmasterstation. Much to his surprise, young Milton found his friend Herbert, lying in the fetal postion along a dirt road. "Dear sweet Herbert, what ever is the trouble."
"Miwton...Miwton dey got me"
"Who did this Herbert."
"A gang of hooligans.....dey....dey stole my wucky button."
"Not your lucky button!"
"We hab to get it back, Miwton"
"That we do sweet Herbert."
And there....on the lonely dirt road of the interpokemondrivethroughatmwalkmannetsuperhighway, they began plotting their revenge.
To be continued.......
Cast
Milton-------Mr. Newbie
Herbert-----ITakeOffence
Mother------Gehtfuct