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rainbowblack

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Kerry Concedes
America "0wn3d" Say Gamers
Bush Celebrates, Eats Baby
War Declared On Canada
France Surrenders, Not Involved In War
Earth Wars Episode 2: The Pretzel Strikes Back
Cheney Dead
Gas Prices Make Record $9
Bush "bad Choice" Say Bloggers
Blogging Declared Federal Crime
Abortion Ban Fails, Bush Blames Terrorism
Marriage Amendment Proposed Again
Marriage Amendment Passed, Terrorism Stamped Out
Bush Declares Self "president Of World"
Bush Says "my Lj Is Better Then Osamas, The Innarnets Prove It"
Internet Renamed Innarnets
Innarnets "terrorist Haven" Says Bush
 

whitetrash

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dude theres no way your 25. you look like your 30 bro. either you been hitin the crack pipe to much or you cant afford a fkcing meal.
 

Golgotha

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gehtfuct said:
Hillary and Arnold in '08 :thumbsup:

Do you mean Clinton Vs. Swarchenegger in 08'? Because I don't think Arnold would make a very good running mate for Hillary, Republican that he is. :lol:
 

gehtfuct

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Golgotha said:
Do you mean Clinton Vs. Swarchenegger in 08'? Because I don't think Arnold would make a very good running mate for Hillary, Republican that he is. :lol:
Yes..Quite right you are. I now have an overwhelming feeling of dumbass about me. Forgive me.

Can you imagine if one of those two ran in '08? If Arnie manages to geht the bill passed,(allowing twenty year citizens to run for office) you know his ass would be in. How about Hillary,those thoughts are already running through her head. Shes not acknowledging it,nor is she denying it. The controversy that would follow with the mere signing of their names on the ballots would change history. I tell ya what,im not at all a Republican,but I'd vote for Arnie. I sure as hell would vote for Hillary. Although,I wouldnt want to be the FIRST woman to take over the Oval Office.(I know,Monica was the first) Hillary just dont fuck around. If she runs,she'll geht in.
 

Tylerc

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While you are entitled to your opinion, has anyone here ever choked on something?

If so, you have no room to talk about Bush choking on a pretzel.
 

ReiMeishin

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More like this:
Kerry conceades
Foreign nations sympathize, Kerry offered English parliament position upon end of senate term
Bush further increases deficit
China, Japan demand debt repayment
US defaults on debt payment
Army of Chinese manpower and Japanese technology invade US
US widthdraws from Iraq to defend homeland
US unable to defend homeland, must use WMD
US loses respect of all foreign nations, banned from UN
International coalition conquers US, names John Kerry new leader of the new Japanese/Chinese colony

Yeah, right.
 

dustinzgirl

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Tylerc said:
While you are entitled to your opinion, has anyone here ever choked on something?

If so, you have no room to talk about Bush choking on a pretzel.


Hmmmm....I have a reply for this, but it belongs in b/t, or at least the imaginary porn forum......


Anyways...the republican regime is going to destroy our country. The rich, white good ol boys club is going to break our economy and take away what freedoms we have. Our society will become a police state for our protection. Enjoy the next four years guys.