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kyle_is_god

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i love girls with nice size tits not big ones small ones ones that just fit in your outh but they have to have a nice ass one you can grabe when you are fucking her and she has to have a nicely keept bush i wana see her pussy plue her have some hair on top like the girls have in a porn you no!!! and she has to look fucking hot like super hot so fucking hot you jizz your pants if she just were to start taking of your pants :thumbsup: so if your a guy tel me what you want your perfect women to look like and if your a girl that looks like what i put down right my ass :thumbsup:
 

Deez Nutz

I are baboon!
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Perfect girl=
B-C cup tits
Nice grabable ass that curves to your hand, not hard huge ones
Shaved or little haired bush
Long silky red hair
Blue eyes
Not fat, but not skinny as a stick

^ Description of my girlfriend.
 

kyle_is_god

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ya

i think if she had brown curry hair it would be better and i like the hole ass shaping thing i never thought of that but its cool keep it up....
 

Ctoit

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kyle_is_god said:
i love girls with nice size tits not big ones small ones ones that just fit in your outh but they have to have a nice ass one you can grabe when you are fucking her and she has to have a nicely keept bush i wana see her pussy plue her have some hair on top like the girls have in a porn you no!!! and she has to look fucking hot like super hot so fucking hot you jizz your pants if she just were to start taking of your pants :thumbsup: so if your a guy tel me what you want your perfect women to look like and if your a girl that looks like what i put down right my ass :thumbsup:


OMG.........Where to start.....nahh that's too easy but Jizz in your pants, really.........Go to school and maybe try paying attention at least in English class.........good thing you just talk to women--wait you're too young for them. Good thing you just have to talk to the little girls...not write anything for em'.
 

Deez Nutz

I are baboon!
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The use of "commas" and "periods" would be helpful when using the English language.
 

sinned_girl

Every boys toy
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kyle_is_god said:
i love girls with nice size tits not big ones small ones ones that just fit in your outh but they have to have a nice ass one you can grabe when you are fucking her and she has to have a nicely keept bush i wana see her pussy plue her have some hair on top like the girls have in a porn you no!!! and she has to look fucking hot like super hot so fucking hot you jizz your pants if she just were to start taking of your pants :thumbsup: so if your a guy tel me what you want your perfect women to look like and if your a girl that looks like what i put down right my ass :thumbsup:
I really truely hope you die :mfinger: :bomb: :gun:
 

kyle_is_god

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ha

this is the internet you dont have to do every thing the way it done when you are talking in real life or talking on the computer as in
how r you dont to day
i didn't put the a or the e in becasue i dont have to so fucking suck my cock and if your a dude tell me what you think the perfect girl should look like. and girl fuck off unless your as hot as the perfect girl but your not so... fuck you
 

GottaHurt

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kyle_is_god said:
this is the internet you dont have to do every thing the way it done when you are talking in real life or talking on the computer as in
how r you dont to day
i didn't put the a or the e in becasue i dont have to so fucking suck my cock and if your a dude tell me what you think the perfect girl should look like. and girl fuck off unless your as hot as the perfect girl but your not so... fuck you
Hey, pop that pimple on your forehead and STFU. You can't type or talk, so again, STFU.
 

ron

Buster of Asses
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kyle_is_god said:
i love girls with nice size tits not big ones small ones ones that just fit in your outh but they have to have a nice ass one you can grabe when you are fucking her and she has to have a nicely keept bush i wana see her pussy plue her have some hair on top like the girls have in a porn you no!!! and she has to look fucking hot like super hot so fucking hot you jizz your pants if she just were to start taking of your pants :thumbsup: so if your a guy tel me what you want your perfect women to look like and if your a girl that looks like what i put down right my ass :thumbsup:
What has this to do with nice assassins? Are you going to kill someone with poor grammar? That might work, you semi-literate pinhead.
 

kyle_is_god

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wtf

wtf is your prob no i started this talk becasue in class we were talking about what the perfect girl should look like and so i asked all you people and than you start freaking out just put down what you look like or what you wana look like or fuck off
 

GottaHurt

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kyle_is_god said:
wtf is your prob no i started this talk becasue in class we were talking about what the perfect girl should look like and so i asked all you people and than you start freaking out just put down what you look like or what you wana look like or fuck off
I wanna look like Robert De Niro in Raging Bull, kicking your punk ass.
 

kyle_is_god

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lol

no man i saw the word ass in the word assassin two time and thought it was cool so ... i put that as the title is that ok with you.... :thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger:
 

ron

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kyle_is_god said:
no man i saw the word ass in the word assassin two time and thought it was cool so ... i put that as the title is that ok with you.... :thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger:
He said ass-ass-in. Huh, huh...

Yeah, that made all the difference. Feel better?
 

kyle_is_god

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what`

you say you wana look like a guy so you must be a guy and then i wana no why are you against the hole thing you dont want to see what other guys think are hot ????? now if you were a girl i could under stand but .... why would you wana look like robbert??? i just dont get it :thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger:
 

kyle_is_god

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this fucking blows

:thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger: ok why is now one doing what i asked it just terned into shit
 

GottaHurt

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kyle_is_god said:
you say you wana look like a guy so you must be a guy and then i wana no why are you against the hole thing you dont want to see what other guys think are hot ????? now if you were a girl i could under stand but .... why would you wana look like robbert??? i just dont get it :thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger:
Are you really this fucking stupid? Or have you had your ass kicked so many times at school that you're in a perpetual state of confusion?
 
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GottaHurt said:
Are you really this fucking stupid? Or have you had your ass kicked so many times at school that you're in a perpetual state of confusion?
Check it out Beavis, they're making fun of us.


Wow.
 
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your mom

I used to think your mom was the perfect bitch till I gapped her ass out so bad that not even your own dad would tap that shit. By the way their right use some fucking grammer you patheitc little fucking nut sucker
 
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Lawdawg428 said:
I used to think your mom was the perfect bitch till I gapped her ass out so bad that not even your own dad would tap that shit. By the way their right use some fucking grammer you patheitc little fucking nut sucker
You know.. someone smacked me down for knocking their spelling (rightfully so) and actually being incorrect myself. You should take a lesson from that book.

They're - they are. "Hey Beavis!! They are making fun of us." I'm sorry if a simple contraction is too complex for you to understand.
 
#20
the perfect girl?

nice voice, so it doesn't piss me off while we're ... fuckin'
red shoulder length hair
about my height would be nice
beautiful green eyes
all her teeth and good hygene
b-c cup firm
medium to small size aureoles
tight stomach
nice size ass... not too small, but nothing that'll dwarf my head or anything
a "box" with a 90 degree angle or so :thumbsup:
shaved or trimmed
of course, thighs proportioned to the rest of her

call me a perfectionist, but that's just the way I am you asked for the perfect girl, and there she is :thumbsup: