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No more "Worst Case Scenario" bullshit threads

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Descent

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You know who I'm talking about. People like RageAgainst.

Those kinds of motherfuckers.

These people who worry about every fucking thing, but only think of actions done in the present.
Rage said:
Everyone saw these movies.. In 12 monkeys 5 billion people die because of an ultra-deadly virus.

Currently there are secret labs all over the world where scientists play God with viruses. There is probably already some kind of deadly ass man-made virus out there, kept in military secret under military security. But it only takes one person with the drive to kill billions and the skill to get his hands on them to fuck it all up. With nanotechnology coming up, the deadliness potential of these viruses is going to be sick. So here's my question, do you think a 12 monkeys style scenario (minus the time travel) is likely to happen in the future?
It won't happen, douchebag: Here's why.

The chemical warfare used in WWI and WWII has left such a sour taste in people's mouths that I gotta be frank, researchers aren't even working on this shit. The negative PR from, say, the USA making these if word got out (And it easily could, look at civilian footage of prototype jet propulsion systems at Area 51), would be astronomical. Think a mass rebellion. Think dissolvement of government. Think of the whole world being fucking shaken up.

You people not only need to get out more, but apply more fucking common sense to your posts.

Furthermore, why would it be needed? We have an amazingly avanced and powerful Army. And didn't secret alliances and weapons start World War I?

RageAgainst said:
Also, I know a couple of you are scientific amateurs, like Jamesp.. Yo. I heard that nanotech is going to potentially allow A.I. viruses.. like a robocop virus who fucking reproduces like hell and destroys all your inner tissues, takes about a few seconds and you're dead. Have you heard about this?
Yes, I'm also afraid of having Dr. Robotnik transform my beloved cat, Katy, into a robot overnight.

Wanna be friends?

Oh, and I'm also an "Armchair Scientist," let's form a secret society that also includes a billion or so jerkoffs with Internet Access.
 

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Ok, I know this is B&T, but he has his right to post what he wants. It's a good topic. Who knows? It could happen one day. Who knows what the hell the Government isn't telling us they have? Besides, it was posted in the "Fringe Theory" section. This is for crazy shit like aliens, area 51, who really shot JFK... stuff like that. So if anything, your thread is the one here that's bullshit. But you also have the right to post, so now I'm done.
 

Descent

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RageAgainst said:
UN health chief urges action against bird flu
UNITED NATIONS -- Avian flu will mutate and become transmissible by humans, and the world has no time to waste to stop it from becoming a pandemic, the head of the United Nations World Health Organization said yesterday.

Breaking News Alerts Lee Jong-wook, a South Korean doctor, delivered his warning as the United States worked to rally states behind a new US plan to fight the disease, which has already killed more than 60 people in Asia and spread to Russia and Europe.

''Human influenza is coming, we know that, and no government, no leaders can afford to be caught off-guard," Lee said.

''We must pounce on human pandemic outbreaks with all medicines at our disposal and at the earliest possible moment," he said at a news conference in New York.

''When the pandemic starts, it is simply too late."

http://www.boston.com/news/world/asi...inst_bird_flu/



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They say this pandemic could potentially kill 150 million humans... Last flu pandemic was in 1918 and killed 40 million. Pretty hardcore...
Never mind the fact that only a microscopic number of Avian Flu strains have become transmissible, and that those strains are pretty weak and shitty and would only kill old things at best. Hey, if Lieberman dies, I'm all game.

And besides, I have the immune system of over 150 burly grown men. And when I am really sick, It's only 25% as long as my buddies. I had the flu in fourth grade and got over it in three days - everyone else was sick for one to two weeks.

And when everyone has an intenstinal virus, and they are stuck shitting water for a week, I shit water or wet turds once, or not at all. I have only contracted viruses that cause serious gastric disturbances three times in my life. And even then, compared to my buddies, I was scot free.

I'm really not worried about the avian flu. This may sound like "omglol i'm a teenager nothing happens to me b/c i'm so cool, lol" post, and I know damn well it does.

But if you know me, and my track record, you could safely say, "Yep, that guy would survive."

I might have 20/200 vision and ADHD, but other than that I have zero genetic defects. Mixed race and ethnicity for the win.

Oh, and forget the fact that by the time these strains could mature in theory, and that flu vaccines are easy to engineer, we could be safe and sitting at home, jacking off to pornos and chugging pretzels like any quality American man does.

Ok, I know this is B&T, but he has his right to post what he wants. It's a good topic. Who knows? It could happen one day. Who knows what the hell the Government isn't telling us they have? Besides, it was posted in the "Fringe Theory" section. This is for crazy shit like aliens, area 51, who really shot JFK... stuff like that. So if anything, your thread is the one here that's bullshit. But you also have the right to post, so now I'm done.
He obviously has the right to post that. Thanks! It's The Internet.

Obviously I'm taking him on because I think he is a retard.
 

magnolia

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Uhuh...

In the past, strains of a very similar flu killed millions of people the world over. We're learning about it in Biology. I wouldn't just shrug it off. This is a serious enough issue that they've called a world wide conference to try to figure out what to do in the event that an Avian Flu pandnemic does break out.
 

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Stop me if im wrong here Descent but nearly every post that I have read of yours seems related to computer games or similar, even the threads that arent about computers or games (stop me if im wrong).

You seem quite enthusiastic about them...they may not be interesting to me but they are to you....so why again are you flaming RageAgainst??????? Its a fair question. :rolleyes:
 

Descent

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lady victoria said:
Stop me if im wrong here Descent but nearly every post that I have read of yours seems related to computer games or similar, even the threads that arent about computers or games (stop me if im wrong).

You seem quite enthusiastic about them...they may not be interesting to me but they are to you....so why again are you flaming RageAgainst??????? Its a fair question. :rolleyes:
Because I put thought into my posts. He doesn't.

He'll just post something and quote it and say "zOMG scary shit, lol" but not actually THINK about why it WON'T HAPPEN.

No, avian flu will happen. Trust me on this. It will eventually. It's still significantly weaker than the Spanish flu.

I know Sega still makes arcade boards but that doesn't mean they'll make another home console. Likewise I know that governments make biological weapons but that doesn't mean they'll use them.

Besides, as of late Sega and countries that produce biological weapons are at the very top of my shit list.
 

lady victoria

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Descent said:
Because I put thought into my posts. He doesn't.

He'll just post something and quote it and say "zOMG scary shit, lol" but not actually THINK about why it WON'T HAPPEN.

No, avian flu will happen. Trust me on this. It will eventually. It's still significantly weaker than the Spanish flu.

I know Sega still makes arcade boards but that doesn't mean they'll make another home console. Likewise I know that governments make biological weapons but that doesn't mean they'll use them.

Besides, as of late Sega and countries that produce biological weapons are at the very top of my shit list.
Descent yes it may or may not happen, but if you think that there is any certainty in life you have certainly lead a sheltered one...it is pure arrogance to believe anything different. Okay you dont agree with him, fair enough, but did you really need to make a thread about it? You are no different.
 

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Descent said:
You know who I'm talking about. People like RageAgainst.
you are a putz. thats what i'm talking about. and at least his posts show signs of intelligence.

Descent said:
It won't happen, douchebag: Here's why.
The chemical warfare used in WWI and WWII has left such a sour taste in people's mouths that I gotta be frank, researchers aren't even working on this shit. The negative PR from, say, the USA making these if word got out (And it easily could, look at civilian footage of prototype jet propulsion systems at Area 51), would be astronomical. Think a mass rebellion. Think dissolvement of government. Think of the whole world being fucking shaken up.
hey frank, you suggest that i should 'think?'

schmuck, dubya is as worried about neg rep as i am. he also has no green boxes and was zeroed out a long time in a rep dive.

do you think he's spreading flowers abroad? he's not johnny appleseed, he is dumping tons of radioactive debris all over the world and it will be around for a few billion years. that's great pr.


Descent said:
You people not only need to get out more, but apply more fucking common sense to your posts.
almost funny that you suggest that some of us should get out more. you are on here so much, they should make you into one of the lame smilies...with those penciled in eyebrows. great photoshop work by the way...you learned to use the black pencil.

Descent said:
Furthermore, why would it be needed? We have an amazingly avanced and powerful Army.
if you think that curious george only endorses things we need, you really have been out of touch for quite a long time. maybe pat robertson whispered in his ear and said god wanted us to have more bio-wmds.

do a search before you share your diarrhea so willingly.

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Wanna be friends?
only if you have a hot mom.
 

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well, i hate rageagainst, so i'd have to agree with descent. rage against is always talking about the next government conspiracy
 

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Descent said:
You know who I'm talking about. People like RageAgainst.

Those kinds of motherfuckers.

These people who worry about every fucking thing, but only think of actions done in the present.


It won't happen, douchebag: Here's why.

The chemical warfare used in WWI and WWII has left such a sour taste in people's mouths that I gotta be frank, researchers aren't even working on this shit. The negative PR from, say, the USA making these if word got out (And it easily could, look at civilian footage of prototype jet propulsion systems at Area 51), would be astronomical. Think a mass rebellion. Think dissolvement of government. Think of the whole world being fucking shaken up.

You people not only need to get out more, but apply more fucking common sense to your posts.

Furthermore, why would it be needed? We have an amazingly avanced and powerful Army. And didn't secret alliances and weapons start World War I?



Yes, I'm also afraid of having Dr. Robotnik transform my beloved cat, Katy, into a robot overnight.

Wanna be friends?

Oh, and I'm also an "Armchair Scientist," let's form a secret society that also includes a billion or so jerkoffs with Internet Access.
THIS is one of the main reasons i dislike the fact that democracy's let you have your own opinion, frankly i doubt most people here care what you think descent, but im going to humour you anyway...

if you don't like his threads then dont post in them, hell don't even read them, it says who the author is, its as easy as that he(i cant believe im saying this) has his right to to his opinion, and what damage does his grim outlook on life cause to you? NONE! infact, it should make you feel better....trust me, with a mug like yours... you need all the help you can get.
 

Descent

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WizardlyFriend said:
well, i hate rageagainst, so i'd have to agree with descent. rage against is always talking about the next government conspiracy


He just looks at the article and doesn't think twice about "Hmmm...Maybe the civilians are AGAINST that, and the Government really has no use for it," it's always "LOLOMG DEATH DEATH DESTRUCTION ONOZ!11one!"

I mean, I honestly do not reply to his threads in The Issues anymore. It's the same shit every time.
Yuck said:
THIS is one of the main reasons i dislike the fact that democracy's let you have your own opinion, frankly i doubt most people here care what you think descent, but im going to humour you anyway...

if you don't like his threads then dont post in them, hell don't even read them, it says who the author is, its as easy as that he(i cant believe im saying this) has his right to to his opinion, and what damage does his grim outlook on life cause to you? NONE! infact, it should make you feel better....trust me, with a mug like yours... you need all the help you can get.
Damn dude, out of all the people on here I really expected better from you...You've been here for a year, and resort to the new guy flaming style of "LOLOMG he can post that it's the internet."

I mean, that's just fucking pathetic. But...Grammarwise, that post was top notch by Yuck standards.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Ok. No need for words here.






Nuff said.

Worst Case Scenerio:

I stare at this until my brain becomes susceptable to the media frenzy subliminal messaging, my eyeballs begin to bleed and my ears ooze green. I speak, and people follow me. It will not matter what I say, but you will follow anyways. That is the power of the above sign. Beware, mortals, for Geht is trying to overcome your brain to create a race of Americans with a zombie like attitude, who believe without fact, have faith withought question.
 

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jamesp said:
:blahblah:


I dont want to believe it so it cant be true!
I know it's true, and it could happen, master James, just not to the extent he thinks it could.

I mean, seriously, he's gotta put more thought into his bullshit. The answers are right there in his "HISTORY, EH?" Canadian textbook but that's too much work for him.
 
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Descent said:
I know it's true, and it could happen, master James, just not to the extent he thinks it could.

I mean, seriously, he's gotta put more thought into his bullshit. The answers are right there in his "HISTORY, EH?" Canadian textbook but that's too much work for him.
Descent, Rage is a much better poster than you. Besides, if you disagree with his viewpoints, then engage them in fucking debate! Don't just sit there saying that he's dumb. Next time he posts a thread that you think is extreme, attempt to explain why it's extreme.
Otherwise you just look like a whiner.
 

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Descent, Rage is a much better poster than you. Besides, if you disagree with his viewpoints, then engage them in fucking debate! Don't just sit there saying that he's dumb. Next time he posts a thread that you think is extreme, attempt to explain why it's extreme.
Otherwise you just look like a whiner.
i've tried, he sticks with his conspiracy theories even when they go beyond reason. even when logic says otherwise. i just ignore most threads created by him
 
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