Other No Really, this is the football thread
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Does this look like fucking espn to you? get a fucking life. god damn i hate football. Only pansies play and watch football...
Real men watch nascar
Real men watch nascar
dg said:
Yeah, if you consider real men to be trailer park, coon shootin', tobacco chewin' rednecks.
Wanna watch a real sport? Watch Forumla 1 racing. Now THERE is a sport where there is some engineering and brain usage going on (but not on the drivers side). Not to mention that the crashes look pretty because the cars are meant to crumple on impact to save the driver.
I used to watch F-1 racing, but I really don't anymore. I feel it's the engineering that makes it cool.
Anyone can make a Nascar vehicle. Buy a Ford Clitoris, and knock out a window, put in some tubing for a rollcage, a big gas tank and a new engine, and PRESTO! Redneck mobile al la carte. The reason why rednecks watch Stock Car racing is because they are obsessed with America, and hate "liberal pussies." You know, the people who are smart enough to realize that foreign made autos are better, and therefore make better racecars? Add the factor that Nascar is a simple sport for simple people, and has therefore merged itself into southern culture. You just summed up the South in a nutshell. Give yourself a pat on the cock, you deserved it.
No offense DG, to each his own, I'm just stating my views. Up North "real" men watch football (which also sucks).
Nascar? Formula one? FOOTBALL?! Who the hell watches sports anyways?Why don't you actually go out and try to do something rather than watching grown men play a game.. A seemingly pointless game football is I might add. I only ever watch the superbowl, you know why? Funny commercials, fuck football I don't watch that p.o.s. game, I only have some interest when a guy can't get up after he just got owned by a major tackle or check or whatever you'd like to call it. As for racing, jesus dude you need to get out more, stop eating chicken while screaming on the top of your camper or television screen, god damn it racing is so boring. The only fun part is seeing a major crash and wondering how the hell that driver must be feeling. Seriously who in their right mind wants to sit and watch 200 LAPS OF THE SAME THING.. Oh man here comes petty around the corner trying to pass earnheart, oh there he tries again, again, and again. I'd think that the announcer for nascar must be one of the most boring jobs in the world. So heres a to do list:
1. Get up off your ass.
2. Do something productive.
3. Play paintball, the true sport since it only costs around $150 plus later charges for carbon dioxide and paintballs, the only rules are point and shoot.
Now, if any of you still want to watch overgrown/obese men throw their bodies around trying to get a ball to a certain point on the field, or southern' hicks try and go around in a cirlce 200 times first.. Well then fuck you
1. Get up off your ass.
2. Do something productive.
3. Play paintball, the true sport since it only costs around $150 plus later charges for carbon dioxide and paintballs, the only rules are point and shoot.
Now, if any of you still want to watch overgrown/obese men throw their bodies around trying to get a ball to a certain point on the field, or southern' hicks try and go around in a cirlce 200 times first.. Well then fuck you
jstager said:
Understand what Nascar is before making an assumption. It is nothing like what it was when it first started. Have you noticed that it is moving more to the west coast? Nascar is HUGE now, and there is no stopping it. Sure, you still have a bunch of rednecks in Nascar, but that is changing. You can't just buy a car off the showroom floor and turn it into a Nascar Nextel cup car. There is so much involved in Nascar these days, from the drivers, cars, pit crews, owners, families, sponsors, promoters, tracks, media, and, of course, the fans. Which btw, the fans of Nascar are the most loyal fans to their driver, than the fans in any other sports. It's much more than slapping a car together and going fast. But you would know this if you actually watched it.
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