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Nomination for World's Most Annoying Douchebag

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okay, tell me if you know someone who can top this.

there's this guy here at my college who dresses like a nazi. showers once a week (not exaggerating). he'll walk right into your room (MAJOR pet peeve of mine) and then he'll lay on your bed. now you have to burn those sheets because they smell worse than shit on sulfur. i honestly dont think he knows what deodorant is. has reeky bad breath. he smokes every damn time he steps foot outside. laughs at everything (dont get me wrong here, i do it too. but his laugh is so fucking annoying, that it makes you wanna shoot yourself right then and there). he claims to know and have done everything (like for example, one night we were at dinner and someone asked how you say goodbye in japanese. me, being the goofy dude that i am, just slur out a long string of random words. this guy stupidly says, "yeah that's it". later my friend looked it up, it was sayonara). that sorta thing. he carries a knife everywhere he goes and has told me that he sleeps with 2 shotguns next to his bed back home. he follows me everywhere i go. the other week, my friends came to visit me on their spring break and this guy fucking assumes that he's invited to go out to eat with us! fuck off already, god damn! he cant keep his hands off of girls, and they're afraid to say anything, so i gotta step in and tell him to knock it the fuck off. he has to repeat the same fucking joke 10 or 11 times before someone tells him to shut the hell up.

and he wonders why im trying to avoid his creepy ass

who's the most annoying person you can think of?
 

Sektor

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Now watch as half of WTF says Cuddles.

For me, it would be the dickhead I got into a fight with last month. Tried to shoot me with a BB gun, but I was able to knock it out of his hand. Too bad the gun went off and shot me in the finger (I just recently got the BB out!).
 

bnccoder

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Sektor said:
Now watch as half of WTF says Cuddles.
I would like to think that half of the people on this site arn't obsessed with her but I'm thinking otherwise.
 

Brain Spout

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Eastside said:
okay, tell me if you know someone who can top this.

there's this guy here at my college who dresses like a nazi. showers once a week (not exaggerating). he'll walk right into your room (MAJOR pet peeve of mine) and then he'll lay on your bed. now you have to burn those sheets because they smell worse than shit on sulfur. i honestly dont think he knows what deodorant is. has reeky bad breath. he smokes every damn time he steps foot outside. laughs at everything (dont get me wrong here, i do it too. but his laugh is so fucking annoying, that it makes you wanna shoot yourself right then and there). he claims to know and have done everything (like for example, one night we were at dinner and someone asked how you say goodbye in japanese. me, being the goofy dude that i am, just slur out a long string of random words. this guy stupidly says, "yeah that's it". later my friend looked it up, it was sayonara). that sorta thing. he carries a knife everywhere he goes and has told me that he sleeps with 2 shotguns next to his bed back home. he follows me everywhere i go. the other week, my friends came to visit me on their spring break and this guy fucking assumes that he's invited to go out to eat with us! fuck off already, god damn! he cant keep his hands off of girls, and they're afraid to say anything, so i gotta step in and tell him to knock it the fuck off. he has to repeat the same fucking joke 10 or 11 times before someone tells him to shut the hell up.

and he wonders why im trying to avoid his creepy ass

who's the most annoying person you can think of?

wow... that guy is like all the annoying douche bags i know, but combined into one. let me go down the list

1) bad hygeine douche bag. this guy has horrible hygeine and you just want to shoot him for it
2) elitist douche bag. he probably dresses nazi-ist because he feels he is better than everyone else and also is narcisistic. thats just my feeling on the matter since i know someone who dresses in a similiar manner and has these traits.
3) know it all douche bag. this has to do with the previous one, but yeh its annoying.
4) bad joke guy. this guy is a douche bag b/c in my opinion he treats you like you are a 3rd grader. by repeating the joke 12 times hes saying, i dont think you got it, you are not as smart as i.
5) braggart. if he tells you he keeps guns and such next to his bed he is bragging, but not neccesarily about something brag-worthy
6) i know some people that carry knives everywhere. they go in that weird category of people who think they are hardcore marines or that they are in the special forces, but are actually just white suburban kids. i know a lot of them.
7) has no friends douche bag. he has no friends and you arent the kind of dick to piss off a disturbed guy like this (he probably wont hesitate to use those shotguns if they exist).

this guy wins as far as i can see
 

Zickddot

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8) the assish one, he makes fun of u in the dumbest way, and actually thinks its good. no matter how much u try to convince him, he still belives he is the wittiest person in the world.
 

Darklight

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have you thought of getting a bunch of people together who hate mr smelly nazi man and perhaps sack beating him with matza..? just a thought...
 

Goatstack

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Is something wrong with me if no one really annoys me at all?

Maybe that means I'm the annoying one :(
 
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Wow, that sounds like an ex boyfriend of mine who just recently went Nazi. He was a heterosexual cross dresser who borrowed my skirts/fishnets/high heels... He had long red/black hair that matched his scruffy beard and mustache. He bathed once a month, he claimed that he had a spiritual connection with mother earth and refused to clean his body of her beauty? He insisted on hugging everyone that he came in contact with, and he smelled attrocious. On top of that he was one of the most demanding mother fuckers I've ever met in my life. I went to wash my hands in his kitched once, and he grabbed my hair and pulled my head back to tell me that he had a bathroom to wash my hands in, not the kitchen.
This fucker was f'd in the a... I don't know what was up with him. He's not the most ANNOYING person I can think of, but you bringing up Nazi made me think of that, he just recently shaved his head and went strictly KKK.
Hit me up some time,
Inthauptet@yahoo.com
 

Descent

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Zoso said:
Personally, I don't hate you. I feel you're a troubled bastard for judging someone you don't know over The Internets. I actually feel sympathy.

If you hate me that much, leave. Nobody here gives a shit about you anyway - Your personality is generic as fuck.

If you expect me to leave, think again. I LOVE this site, and I'm devoted to it 100%, even after the post quality degraded.

Personally, I nominate the guy who was in charge of advertising for Interplay after 1998 should be shot in the ass, raped, then shot again, then killed.

Killing two of the most highly regarded series by gaming conessiours - Descent, and FreeSpace is a deplorable action. EXPECIALLY when you could afford to advertise them, but didn't.

Hey, you know what? You almost killed Volition (FreeSpace, Red Faction)! Fucking Outrage Entertainment (Descent 3) is on FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. And Black Isle studios is gone.

WAY TO GO! You kept MILLIONS of gamers from playing some of the best games ever around, and then buttfucked the guys who made them!

Fortunately, you're all in deep shit, and when you liquidate your assets, FreeSpace will be in Volition's hands, Descent 4 can finally be made, and maybe you will all be punished in hell for your deeds. Cocksuckers.
 

meh_it_all

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Jesus, Descent! You have your own thread all to yourself to dicuss your Descent game and why you can't play your childhood games over.
How did you saying, you felt sympathy for a guy 'cos he hated you turn into another outrage at freespace

He insisted on hugging everyone that he came in contact with, and he smelled attrocious.
Now that is scary!
 

Goatstack

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I just now remember playing Freespace. That game was hard!

My father was at the time obsessed with Microsoft Flight Simulator so he went out and bought this like, one hundred dollar joystick. It came with the game Freespace.

You people make me miss being young :(
 

Zoso

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Descent said:
Personally, I don't hate you. I feel you're a troubled bastard for judging someone you don't know over The Internets. I actually feel sympathy.

If you hate me that much, leave. Nobody here gives a shit about you anyway - Your personality is generic as fuck.

If you expect me to leave, think again. I LOVE this site, and I'm devoted to it 100%, even after the post quality degraded.

Personally, I nominate the guy who was in charge of advertising for Interplay after 1998 should be shot in the ass, raped, then shot again, then killed.

Killing two of the most highly regarded series by gaming conessiours - Descent, and FreeSpace is a deplorable action. EXPECIALLY when you could afford to advertise them, but didn't.

Hey, you know what? You almost killed Volition (FreeSpace, Red Faction)! Fucking Outrage Entertainment (Descent 3) is on FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. And Black Isle studios is gone.

WAY TO GO! You kept MILLIONS of gamers from playing some of the best games ever around, and then buttfucked the guys who made them!

Fortunately, you're all in deep shit, and when you liquidate your assets, FreeSpace will be in Volition's hands, Descent 4 can finally be made, and maybe you will all be punished in hell for your deeds. Cocksuckers.

pay attention DOUCHEBAG. i said u were annoying not that i hate u. i dont know u. why would i hate u. ur annoying, thats the jist of it. in case u werent paying attention, that was the topic of this forum. no one is asking u to leave and i surely am not going anywhere.
 

Descent

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Meh_It_all said:
Jesus, Descent! You have your own thread all to yourself to dicuss your Descent game and why you can't play your childhood games over.
How did you saying, you felt sympathy for a guy 'cos he hated you turn into another outrage at freespace
No, you have to consider that if you plan to get into the game industry like I do, that's a rare, uncommon occurance. It is rape of the artist - to the point where they had to make FreeSpace 2 PUBLIC DOMAIN to get it known about.

How would you like it if you created anything that won numerous awards, could make you millions, and the publishers of it owned the rights, shat on it, and cheated you? Then the issue of raping the community comes in.

I'm not going on another tirade - I'm leaving it at that. My company will be fully independent - no publishers. After researching the whole Interplay fiasco three months ago, my mind changed about the whole publisher issue.
 

Jung

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Zoso said:
pay attention DOUCHEBAG. i said u were annoying not that i hate u. i dont know u. why would i hate u. ur annoying, thats the jist of it. in case u werent paying attention, that was the topic of this forum. no one is asking u to leave and i surely am not going anywhere.
You're annoying because you're one of those CHILDREN that can't seem to spell out those hard to spell words like "you" or "you're." Why you can't seem to make those extra two or three keystroke is well beyond me, but it's annoying and shows a lack of creativity. Furthermore, stop flaming outside of B&T. Ok?
 

Descent

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Junglizm said:
You're annoying because you're one of those CHILDREN that can't seem to spell out words like "you" or "you're." Furthermore, stop flaming outside of B&T. Ok?
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Zoso

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U should know that i am not flaming. i am simply defending myself. the topic was who was annoying. i think he is. simple as that. no harm, no flame. btw, U need to understand that i am lazy, not a child. just b/c U dont spell out you or you're doesnt mean UR a child. and if U think im annoying, then good. congratulations for being on topic.

edit: Descent and Sektor are calling me children and both are younger than i am. hmmmm.....