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Not having a G/F or B/F

RGN-dRaGoN

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all you peeps out there, NOT HAVING A G/F SUX!!! and not understand Y u dont have a G/F sux even more! i dont do n e thing gross.. i take showerz daily, in my eyes, im nice 2 others, giving, conciderate, and a down 2 earth guy. i just dont understand y girlz just dont like me. plz be free to post about how im a loozer... its nothing new....it meanz nothing 2 me
 

Reqium

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First of all, you need to work on your grammer. Women do not understand 1337. When your talking binary to them, its like gibberish. Second of all, what do you look like. Unfortunately we live in a society that is extremely superficial. Its not just what counts on the inside, its the whole package. Hell if your hot you can treat people like shit and they'll still come back kissing your shoes. Shrug, You'll find someone sooner or later, This shit takes time.
 
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first of all, learn to spell...

second of all, i only read that because i can relate.

third of all, you're a loser :sword:
 
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RGN-dRaGoN said:
all you peeps out there, NOT HAVING A G/F SUX!!! and not understand Y u dont have a G/F sux even more! i dont do n e thing gross.. i take showerz daily, in my eyes, im nice 2 others, giving, conciderate, and a down 2 earth guy. i just dont understand y girlz just dont like me. plz be free to post about how im a loozer... its nothing new....it meanz nothing 2 me

I know how ya feel dude
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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well, as far as the spelling thing goes... sometimes i spell words like that just cause thats the well i spell em. EX: girls=gurlz or looser= loozer. i dont use S's in those words... and i cant really tell you exactly what i look like over the internet.. its kinda hard... if u get wat im saying (again i spelt what, wat cause i just spell it that way) and i prly wouldnt talk 1337 to a girl... your right they probaly wont understand WAT the hell im saying
 
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The alphabet (in 1337)

A= A
B= |3
C= C
D= |)
E= 3
F= F
G= G
H= |-|
I= |
J= J
K= |<
L= 1
M= |\/|
N= |\|
O= 0
P= P
Q= Q
R= R
S= 5
T= 7
U= U
V= \/
W= \/\/
X= ><
Y= Y
Z= 2

!= 1 or !


At least thats how i do it
 

MrNewbie

Me Vs. WTF.com
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Im a guy thats pretty easy with getting girl, under my time I have had REALLY hot girls... But you now girls isn't really posetive with guys who talk about computer games all the time, sure I like it... But you gotta give them good comments, tell a girl that you think she looks so nice and all.. Gotta treat them with respect and always think that they are like guitarr or something that easily can get broke, if it gets broken you lose.. Be soft..
Dont go on to much, you maybe think about sex but real life isn't like a porn movie, you wont go to her and say "Wanna fuck" and she takes her clothes off and starts to fuck with you all day non stop, its just not like that... Mens dream world maybe, but in a honest oppinion its so unrealistic...
If you want to fuck it will take, if you want a girl friend it will take time, if you want money you will have to work, same with the girl... Work like a bitch while she has to do nothing...
Ok, just dont ever EVER talk about some role play game or anything because I highly doubt she will pay so much interest and she wont think you are interesting too... Talk about things SHE like even if you dont like it...

There is alot more but its at least some basics... It might seem like shit, but when you have worked enough you will be more then happy and satisfied my little fellow
 
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MrNewbie said:
Im a guy thats pretty easy with getting girl, under my time I have had REALLY hot girls... But you now girls isn't really posetive with guys who talk about computer games all the time, sure I like it... But you gotta give them good comments, tell a girl that you think she looks so nice and all.. Gotta treat them with respect and always think that they are like guitarr or something that easily can get broke, if it gets broken you lose.. Be soft..
Dont go on to much, you maybe think about sex but real life isn't like a porn movie, you wont go to her and say "Wanna fuck" and she takes her clothes off and starts to fuck with you all day non stop, its just not like that... Mens dream world maybe, but in a honest oppinion its so unrealistic...
If you want to fuck it will take, if you want a girl friend it will take time, if you want money you will have to work, same with the girl... Work like a bitch while she has to do nothing...
Ok, just dont ever EVER talk about some role play game or anything because I highly doubt she will pay so much interest and she wont think you are interesting too... Talk about things SHE like even if you dont like it...

There is alot more but its at least some basics... It might seem like shit, but when you have worked enough you will be more then happy and satisfied my little fellow


*Takes notes*
 

Deez Nutz

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RGN-dRaGoN said:
all you peeps out there, NOT HAVING A G/F SUX!!! and not understand Y u dont have a G/F sux even more! i dont do n e thing gross.. i take showerz daily, in my eyes, im nice 2 others, giving, conciderate, and a down 2 earth guy. i just dont understand y girlz just dont like me. plz be free to post about how im a loozer... its nothing new....it meanz nothing 2 me
Maybe it's your horrible spelling/grammar?

I don't have much experience there. Ever since the beginning of 8th grade I've only been single for 2 weeks in totall. And I'm in 10th grade now. But I didn't do anything different so I'm still wondering how the hell I get girls.
 
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Deez Nutz said:
Maybe it's your horrible spelling/grammar?

I don't have much experience there. Ever since the beginning of 8th grade I've only been single for 2 weeks in totall. And I'm in 10th grade now. But I didn't do anything different so I'm still wondering how the hell I get girls.

You bugger, im in the 9th grade and have only had 1 gf my whole life!
 

twofivekidd9

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Oh well, so you don't have that one person to hug and give flowers to. So find someone to sexually satisfy you until then. Find some loose bitch and bang her, then you will forget your whole problem for a couple of days. I think your real problem with getting a girlfriend might be your confidence. So work on confidence by getting the courage to ask some loose chick to fuck you until you find a g/f. Shit it worked for me.
 
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twofivekidd9 said:
...So find someone to sexually satisfy you until then. Find some loose bitch and bang her, then you will forget your whole problem for a couple of days...

Dude, I dont get a girlfriend just to bang her, i get a girlfriend for the first sentance in your post
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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Child of Bodom said:
The alphabet (in 1337)

A= A
B= |3
C= C
D= |)
E= 3
F= F
G= G
H= |-|
I= |
J= J
K= |<
L= 1
M= |\/|
N= |\|
O= 0
P= P
Q= Q
R= R
S= 5
T= 7
U= U
V= \/
W= \/\/
X= ><
Y= Y
Z= 2

!= 1 or !


At least thats how i do it
thz alot.. ima need that when i talk 2 my freinds lol

and Mr. Newbie u gave some pretty nice tips there... that actually make alot of sense

o and deez nutz as i said b4 I SPELL THINGS SOME WAYS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE THAS HOW I SPELL THEM
 
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lol, i used to type like that, but my mom and brothers caught me and they really dont like it so i got the discipline of being smacked every time i talked like that. now im back to normal. No U's or C's or STFU's