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:whip: Application for Enslavement

Note: Please read the following requirements* before filling out this application. KTHX

*First and most importantly, in order to be employed by Mistress Zoloft you must be of the male species. You are expected to be obedient, submissive, enthusiastic, and completely dedicated to catering to my every need and desire with no arguing, crying, or backtalking. If you defy your Mistress, I reserve the right to punish you by any method of my choosing. If you should choose to continue misbehaving, you will be relieved of your duties and kicked out on your ass. Duties include laundry, dishes, cooking, cleaning, fetching, groveling, pampering, and much more. For more details, call 1-800-OMG-STFU


Personal Info

Name:
Age:
Location:


Employment Desired

Position:
Salary Desired:
When can you start:


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply:

Tell me why I should hire you:


Weeee! :p
 

keebs

Particinator
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when you say enslavement, do you mean as sex slave? if yes then her is my app.

Personal Info

Name: Keebs
Age: 19
Location: Michigan


Employment Desired

Position: Sex slave
Salary Desired: i get paid for this, SWEET
When can you start: as soon as your ready for this


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: im a horny bastard

Tell me why I should hire you: b/c i be the best sex slave you ever had.
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Personal Info

Name: Nailbomb
Age: 20
Location: Phoenix


Employment Desired

Position: whip boy
Salary Desired: plenty of spankings
When can you start: immediately


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: Mistress Zoloft is beautiful

Tell me why I should hire you: Every mistress needs a man who doesn't behave. Plus, I'm probably the only person on this site who regularly exercises.
 
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Personal Info

Name: Unforgiven
Age: Older (or younger) than you
Location: Some small northern town in Canada


Employment Desired

Position: Personal Photographer
Salary Desired: 25.50/hr and free cookies and beer.
When can you start: Immediately.


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: COOKIES!

Tell me why I should hire you: Because of my charming smile and honest demeanor.:happysad:
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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Personal Info

Name: skylinec
Age: As old as you want to think
Location: Stafford, Virginia


Employment Desired

Position: Penis Creamer
Salary Desired: 100 hands an hour
When can you start: Next Tuesday


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: My love for Penis Cream

Tell me why I should hire you: I love you long time.
 

JLXC

WTF's Official Conspiracy Fanatic
Premium
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Personal Info

Name: JLXC
Age: Old
Location: California


Employment Desired

Position: Slave on Demand
Salary Desired: Anything more than I'm making now
When can you start: As soon as possible


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: I'm already a slave at work, I figure why not be a slave for you. You're a lot better to look at for sure.

Tell me why I should hire you: I'm used to being a slave and making shitty wages, and you know you can't possibly abuse me any more than the hotel customers and employers do, so it would be a nice step up for an old man.
 

jamesp

In Memory...
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Personal Info

Name: James Phillips
Age: 19
Location: Birmingham, AL


Employment Desired

Position: Foremost concubine/Public Relations
Salary Desired: Plenty of spankings/19.00$
When can you start: ASAP


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: My love of concubineship and my love of PR

Tell me why I should hire you: Because of the way I make you feel....
 

Spikey

Supreme Leader
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Personal Info

Name:SpikeySpike
Age:uhh...may i take your order?
Location:USA


Employment Desired

Position:Buttler
Salary Desired:*shrugs* 1 quarter and hour for the cool gumball machine at the arcade
When can you start:now


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply:Gumballs ^^

Tell me why I should hire you:uhh i have references?? *points to his fat little mistake for a dog then to his fat little mistake for a sister* :D
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
Staff
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Personal Info

Name: Tonto Yoder
Age: Inmaterial
Location: Close enough.


Employment Desired

Position: Rear entry position desired, willing to operate from any angle. Can modify position spontaneously.

Salary Desired: Table Scraps and $.25/hr.

When can you start: Immedieately


Miscellaneous

What prompted you to apply: While perusing through the classified, my eyes came upon an article that peaked my 'interest'...

Tell me why I should hire you: I, being an outstanding member of the male sex, can fully perform the duties herein required in the original request. I can maintain a professional relationship with my superiors. Willing to work long hours, without break or other interruption. I just need a supervisor who can keep up my 'spirit', I guess you could call it.