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Now that's just disgusting!

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So I wake up at noon, all groggy cuz I went to a party last night, and go to the kitchen to get a glass of milk. I take out the gallon sized container, pour a cup, and take a sip. It tastes odd, so look at the container... USE BY NOVEMBER 30!

I spat out the rest of the milk and wen to throw up. I took a closer look at the container and noticed a thin layer of GREEN on top of the milk.
 

Sektor

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That made me gag just by reading it. You didn't smell it, or did you not notice the smell?

That's why I don't drink milk. Can't ever bring myself to trust it.
 
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I had just woken up. also, as I said, I went to a party and did some... things that would be frowned upon by the law inforcement.
 
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i had a glass of milk once... i didn't realize it tasted odd till i finished it... then i thought "that tasted funny." so i looked at the date, and it was a week before i drank it.

cottage cheese anybody? :)
 

MsPunK

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threesome with two good mates

that aint half as disgusting as what i did last night
 

TwisT

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misterwaffulz said:
So I wake up at noon, all groggy cuz I went to a party last night, and go to the kitchen to get a glass of milk. I take out the gallon sized container, pour a cup, and take a sip. It tastes odd, so look at the container... USE BY NOVEMBER 30!

I spat out the rest of the milk and wen to throw up. I took a closer look at the container and noticed a thin layer of GREEN on top of the milk.
Do you like large curd?? Does any one pay attention in your house??? That's almost 30 old! NASTY!
 
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My pop's been on vacation in florida for two weeks... plus he's lactose intolerent, so he doesn't drink it.
 
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JEASUS CHRIST WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW IT AWAY I ALMOST DRANK IT!

ugh, I hate sour milk.
 

swizeguy

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Yeah thats pretty sick... seems like everyone has their horror story from milk. haha i ate cereal once with chunky milk.. jeesh i hate it when your to tired to realize that there is chunks comming out.. eww:sickpuke:
 

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Sektor said:
That made me gag just by reading it. You didn't smell it, or did you not notice the smell?

That's why I don't drink milk. Can't ever bring myself to trust it.
Have fun with broken bones. I drink it with everything; snacks, dinner, lunch, you name it. I even drink it with other forms of dairy, such as cheese, or pizza with cheese on it. I love the stuff. You haven't even begun to LIVE until you have drunken the organic stuff, it's so creamy and flavorful it's unbelieveable.
 

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I get my calcium other ways. Ice cream especially.

I don't drink straight milk though. I didn't even drink it as a baby.
 

Descent

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WHAT?! Reid Fleming doesn't come to your door?! Reid would kill you if he found out you were using TUMS to get your calcium!
 

Sektor

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That's real funny. Could you be just a LITTLE more lame?
 

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Sektor said:
That's real funny. Could you be just a LITTLE more lame?
I take it you have never seen David Boswell's work? Reid Fleming: World's Toughest Milkman. It's a series of comic books that are so downright weird, they just make you want to pee your pants laughing. They aren't like typical "Nerd" books at all; in fact, they poke fun at the stereotype. Do a Google and purchase some, I can assure you you will love them! Some people don't get it though, so if you don't, that's okay.
 
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the horror story has ended! we got new milk.
god damn it no matter how I put it it sounds sexualy suggestive...
 

1ct-on!

Take the Bus , BITCH !!
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Ouurrgh!!

WTF!! Milk is like Microsoft .... on the very first beginnings okay .... but at the end SHIT !! FUCK !!


...Well i like fresh milk! I mean FRESH !!
 

JJ.

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This story is just fucking discusting. Next time, LOOK. *Shudders*