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Nudists

ron

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Have you ever noticed that nudists are most often the people you would prefer not to see nude? Fat, pasty, hairy, sagging, whatever; put your fucking clothes back on before I harpoon you. It just ruins the whole nude beach or Burning Man experience.

I was once told, "You're supposed to look with better eyes than that." What kind of eyes? X-ray eyes? Eyes on 8' stalks? Because that's what it would take, since your fat-assed wife is blocking out everything else in this hemisphere.

It's like fat people in spandex. Just because they will sell it to you doesn't mean that you should wear it. Just because the event is "clothing optional" does not mean that you, specifically, should go in the raw.
 

dustinzgirl

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ron said:
Have you ever noticed that nudists are most often the people you would prefer not to see nude? Fat, pasty, hairy, sagging, whatever; put your fucking clothes back on before I harpoon you. It just ruins the whole nude beach or Burning Man experience.

I was once told, "You're supposed to look with better eyes than that." What kind of eyes? X-ray eyes? Eyes on 8' stalks? Because that's what it would take, since your fat-assed wife is blocking out everything else in this hemisphere.

It's like fat people in spandex. Just because they will sell it to you doesn't mean that you should wear it. Just because the event is "clothing optional" does not mean that you, specifically, should go in the raw.
I understand your point, but it is kind of mean.
 

otepsoul

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ron said:
Have you ever noticed that nudists are most often the people you would prefer not to see nude? Fat, pasty, hairy, sagging, whatever; put your fucking clothes back on before I harpoon you. It just ruins the whole nude beach or Burning Man experience.

I was once told, "You're supposed to look with better eyes than that." What kind of eyes? X-ray eyes? Eyes on 8' stalks? Because that's what it would take, since your fat-assed wife is blocking out everything else in this hemisphere.

It's like fat people in spandex. Just because they will sell it to you doesn't mean that you should wear it. Just because the event is "clothing optional" does not mean that you, specifically, should go in the raw.
true that ron
 

skylinec

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nudists just scare me................and now its legal for kids to be nudists
 

Jung

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fuck nudist colonies, goto the riviera:thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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Perhaps people become nudists because nobody wants to see them naked? This way, everybody gets to see them naked...
 

Jung

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there were hotties everywhere in the riviera!

 

G's-up

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It must be winter in the Riviera....thats what they call "winter bush"..... :cool:
 

ron

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The girl is playing with her dad's fake dick. WTF?
 

Jung

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ron said:
The girl is playing with her dad's fake dick. WTF?
damn, i just realized that. weirder things have come from SA though.