When I was playing baseball with a few of my friends, I was just standing to the side due to my lack of physical fitness (I am a fat fuck). When one of my friends hit the ball he let go of the bat in the best possible time. The bat headed straight to my nuts and actually made me start crying because it hurt so much. If you think I am a pussy..try getting hit in the nuts with the top of a baseball bat flying at you at about 20-25 mph. I was happy for awhile because I thought I wouldn't have to worry about having children, but alas I healed completely.