Odd things you say to your kids or your parents say to you

[dustinzgirl]

Today I have said:

The zombies are eating your head!
Protect the base!
The paper plates are next to the empty beer cans on the counter.
Na-Na-Na Im smarter than you. Nice try though. (trying to get away with something)

 

[bigck3000]

one time my mom was so pissed at me that the simple phrase

"GET YOUR ASS IN YOUR ROOM!"

became simply

"GET IN YOUR ASS!!"

we ended up laughing so hard that she forgot was she was mad about. I remember her carrying a broomstick though....gotta love that "traditional parenting"

 

[skylinec]

I said "Beer taste bad" My mom said in reply "not if you put the keg in the bath tub!" I still have no Idea what she meant by that!

 

[ACdarkfate]

Beer in the bathtub? that's the dumbest thing i've heard in a while =-\

 

[Nymphchick]

its not what my mom said was wierd, it was what she did. i woke up one morning, can't remember how old i was and ac/dc-back in black was being blasted. i go in the livingroom to see who had the music turned up so loud in the morning, and heres mom vaccuming and dancing around to the song
its just strange when i give my kids crap and i say things to them that mom used to say to me

 

[shep]

Beer in the bathtub? that's the dumbest thing i've heard in a while =-\

Keg+bathtub+ice=cold beer.Common sense

It's also a sign you are at a "ghetto keg party"Get a big garbage can,they work well

 

[MaxPower]

Keg+bathtub+ice=cold beer.Common sense

It's also a sign you are at a "ghetto keg party"Get a big garbage can,they work well

And the biggest one of your friends sells the cups at the backyard gate for $10

 

[shep]

And the biggest one of your friends sells the cups at the backyard gate for $10

Man,i miss being young again.Good times

 

[Captain 151]

I've once told my kids to get the fuck out of this girls vagina before they get her pregnant.

 

[DIZNUTS]

my step dad always askes me "whos yo daddy?" does any one know?

ARE YOU MY DADDY?

 

[dustinzgirl]

I've once told my kids to get the fuck out of this girls vagina before they get her pregnant.

I hope you are joking. I mean, thats just wierd.

 

[DIZNUTS]

lol i was

 

[Captain 151]

I hope you are joking. I mean, thats just wierd.

Heh, of course I was. I use protection.