Example of the heterosexual persuasion mortal enemy, my gardener, and everyones favorite beaner, tharuz.tharuz said:
Off topic flaming...
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The difference was, we came on a boat, you hopped the fence.tharuz said:
it matters most to the owners of Walgreens, and or other drug stores for making so much money off the aspirin, the need after listening to the crap that sadly to find its way out of your mouth. so do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up, Because, if you don't, I will personally find you, and slap you with a taco. 
edolphritler said:For example, I hate all you little threadkilling fucks. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I will put you in the boat with all the Frenchies, Liberals, John Kerry, and that fucking clown guy from "Spawn", float you all out in the middle of the arctic, and feed you piece by piece to carnivorous penguins I hand raised for that exact purpose.
In Fucktard Speak, you all ought to just fucking kill yourselves.
Two Fingers up, Fags.
What are you saying lad? You want to fuck Frenchies, Liberals and John Kerry? and then you want to pork with some carnivorous pinguins?
God said:
You can come too, faggot.
MaxPower said:
so are starlings (a kind of bird that has populated north america). they were brought in from europe... 40 of them... and were released in Central Park in NYC... now they're all over North America
All I know is that we immigrated here first. So we own this place, and you mow our lawns.
Unforgiven said:
ya to eat the gypsy moth caterpillars that were brought here because some jerk thought you could make silk from their webs.
Cruel joke played on us by nature. They don't eat gypsy moth camarillas, neither do the European sparrows.
MaxPower said:
damn bastards... more proof of human stupidity
I happen to like starlings and moths.
I like rattle snakes.
Me too.Unforgiven said:
I prefer giant bottles of napalm. Why?
Because napalm sticks to kids.
twofivekidd9 said:
hahaha. it sticks to them then when it's done, you can have a nice BBQed kid... my favorite kind
Barbeque with a hint of lime. MMMMMMM MMMMMMM. I cant wait till I go to hell so I can enjoy me some barbequed baby and grits.Unforgiven said:hahaha. it sticks to them then when it's done, you can have a nice BBQed kid... my favorite kind
i have a napolm story. . .
and im in just the mood to share
okay one of my friends hes like 27 is the biggest pyro u will ever meet, he is a science teacher and has axcess to buying nitro glycerin and things of that nature
well one day he was making napolm in his oven, it is made by baking nitro glycerin and some other shit
well he didnt cook it long enough and the nitro blew up in his face when he took the napolm out and it hit the little rack that is in most ovens. he burned his house down
i had to call an ambulance
thus he spent ten million dollars for six months of reconstuctive surgery and is out of a job. . .
i my self thought it was funny, but im sorry for me friend
and im in just the mood to share
okay one of my friends hes like 27 is the biggest pyro u will ever meet, he is a science teacher and has axcess to buying nitro glycerin and things of that nature
well one day he was making napolm in his oven, it is made by baking nitro glycerin and some other shit
well he didnt cook it long enough and the nitro blew up in his face when he took the napolm out and it hit the little rack that is in most ovens. he burned his house down
i had to call an ambulance
thus he spent ten million dollars for six months of reconstuctive surgery and is out of a job. . .
i my self thought it was funny, but im sorry for me friend
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