Oh My God! why am i alwyas breaking shit?

[dookie]

Oh My God! why am i always breaking shit?

tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...

• a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
• a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware

 

[lilwyteboy]

Butter fingers maybe? Maybe you shouldn't steal from the pub. How about clumsy? I don't know, you just sound accident prone. Next time try putting bubble wrap on the glasses .

 

[Awaken]

tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...

• a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
• a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware

It's called money(I know you're thinking of stealing, but you're a moron) and I'm sure it can't cost that much. Especially if, like you said, you're not poor.

*always

 

[v-o-l-c-o-m]

?

maybe u should like starting making ur own glasses. then u would never run out.

 

[Unforgiven]

Karma's a bitch.

 

[DIZNUTS]

Karma's a bitch.

yup and so is his future wife...

 

[dookie]

maybe u should like starting making ur own glasses. then u would never run out.

how do you make glasses?

 

[TwisT]

tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...

• a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
• a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware

Maybe you should lay off the shooner's for a while!
ya'think the booze may contribute to your dumbfuckedness?













NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA! ::

 

[chucktheskiffie]

Only two middy's dookie??

You need to try harder... if you are in Sydney, go to the Lowenbrau and try and smuggle out some 1L steins... now that's a challenge!!

 

[LiberatioN]

Butter fingers maybe?

definitely. wear mittens.

 

[dustinzgirl]

Dont worry I am such a clutz CL gets scared when I walk, especially if I am carrying sometihing.

 

[CopyLifted]

Dont worry I am such a clutz CL gets scared when I walk, especially if I am carrying sometihing.

AWWW fuck, put me down.

She isn't kinding though. I am truely scared for her safetly when she walks.

 

[dookie]

Only two middy's dookie??

You need to try harder... if you are in Sydney, go to the Lowenbrau and try and smuggle out some 1L steins... now that's a challenge!!

LMAO!!! now that's a fucking challenge!

 

[Nymphchick]

i just steal shot glasses, then i lose them before i get home.

 

[SHS]

Well, I have a glued shut door in my room, and I tried opening it today, and I succeeded, it was glued for like 10 years. Now I have an easier way to get to the courtyard.