Oh My God! why am i alwyas breaking shit?

dookie

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Oh My God! why am i always breaking shit?

tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...
  • a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
  • a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware
 

lilwyteboy

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Butter fingers maybe? Maybe you shouldn't steal from the pub. How about clumsy? I don't know, you just sound accident prone. Next time try putting bubble wrap on the glasses :thumbsup: .
 

Awaken

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dookie said:
tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...
  • a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
  • a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware
It's called money(I know you're thinking of stealing, but you're a moron) and I'm sure it can't cost that much. Especially if, like you said, you're not poor. :rolleyes:

*always
 

TwisT

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dookie said:
tonight i broke a glass, i used to have two, now i have one. no i am not poor, please allow me to explain the situation:

in australia they have 2 sizes of beer glasses...
  • a schooner (hahaha yeah it's also a boat) is 425ml
  • a middy (yeah i know you're thinking MIDI, but you're a moron) is 285ml

yeah so i had 2 middys i stole from a pub, and i broke one. (oh my goddd!!!!) now i have to steal another one, if not more to recuperate my glassware
Maybe you should lay off the shooner's for a while!
ya'think the booze may contribute to your dumbfuckedness?













NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA! ::fpalm::
 
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chucktheskiffie

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Only two middy's dookie??

You need to try harder... if you are in Sydney, go to the Lowenbrau and try and smuggle out some 1L steins... now that's a challenge!!
 

dustinzgirl

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Dont worry I am such a clutz CL gets scared when I walk, especially if I am carrying sometihing.
 

CopyLifted

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dustinzgirl said:
Dont worry I am such a clutz CL gets scared when I walk, especially if I am carrying sometihing.

AWWW fuck, put me down.

She isn't kinding though. I am truely scared for her safetly when she walks.
 

dookie

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chucktheskiffie said:
Only two middy's dookie??

You need to try harder... if you are in Sydney, go to the Lowenbrau and try and smuggle out some 1L steins... now that's a challenge!!

LMAO!!! now that's a fucking challenge!
 

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Well, I have a glued shut door in my room, and I tried opening it today, and I succeeded, it was glued for like 10 years. Now I have an easier way to get to the courtyard.