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Oh, you stupid BITCH

Indica

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Pfft. People suck. As I type this, some turd is sitting in the next cubicle dribbling shit how how he is drinking his second can of coke for the day (oh aren't you defiantly rebellious?) (and by the way, it's not coke you are drinking, you fucking retart it's Lift, jesus). In drama yesterday, I was stoned off my nugget and went into class and sat down on the couch and observed the behaviour of people as a collective. Two of my conclusions are:

1) Carla (the stupid bitch who made everyone put up with her shitty interpretive dance) may just be, in my professional and non-cynical opinion, slightly spastic and/or retarted (I am not kidding)

2) Sit-coms and panel shows have got to be THE easiest show to engineer and create. In our class, a couch was on a raised platform and some douche (no name to mention) was sitting up there dribbling crap, and every time he said something, everyone in the audience laughed... and i thought... TV executives must have sat like I did and said, if everyone in the audience laughs... then everyone in the outside TV world looking must think that if people who are there are laughing, it must be funny... hence people wasting time watching it, waiting for the time of their lives to emerge. I also realised just how stupid laughing is. I mean, if you sit back and listen to people laughing, it really sounds stupid. It's a muscle spasm in the throat and voice box engineered to let others know that you find whatever it is you are laughing at amusing. Listen to someone laughing next time, and think about how stupid it really does sound. And watching them laugh, like if one of the class attention seekers keeps on laughing to prove to everyone else that they find it so much m ore terribly amusing than anyone else, because they have one of those 'secret personal jokes' that gives them the excuse to act like a lactating spastic fuckwit and juggle their tits in amusement. Jesus H Christ. It only makes me appreciate so much more just how stupid TV is. People will watch and laugh at anything. It's so cheap. Get a bunch of poor suckers off the street, pitch them against each other for the hope of maybe getting the 1 in 20 chance of winning a million bucks, and then make them perform stupid acts of stupidity and make a fool of themselves/embarass themselves. It's surprising how low people will go to get the money. TV shows no remorse in making people do pathetic acts. People are willing to throw away friendships, trust and turn to greed and two-facedness just to get the money, and TV is showing us so blatantly just how fucked up people are, and all it's doing is turning the audience into the contenders, judges or just the witnesses to this crime of humanity. It's disgusting... and all people who enter into reality TV shows need to be shot, because it's not reality TV, it's fucked-up-people-with-no-real-life TV. People will watch other people's lives because they don't have one either. Aaaagh! What is so great about a bunch of people opening a restaraunt? Is it so great? So great that you can't open one yourself, contact some fucker in Melbourne and tell him to open one too, and then they'll battle it out in a battle of greatness?

Also, I figured out that Bush puts the U.S in Jesus. Hahaha. God I suck.


On Friday, before getting on the Ulverstone bus to go to Naf Naf's, I was standing there, minding my own business when these self-praising heaps of shit sporto's and yuppie were standing there criticizing some people (my fucking job). There's this guy that was in my Horticulture class last year named Casey. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed and isn't exactly the best looking guy in the school. He's the kind of guy you used to wonder if he'd ever be fortunate enough to find a girlfriend. He beat the odds and did it. Good for him. I never said a bad word about him and always tried to be nice, because I'm one of those sick fucks who gives pity to those who are lesser than me (unless they DESERVE to be that way). Anyway, so the poor guy has a girlfriend. Good for him, and good for her. They deserve each other, and good on em. But these DUMB FUCKING sporto cocksuckers just sat there, being so pretty and pastel coloured themselves, and said "oh my god, that guy has a girlfriend... how did THAT happen?". Oh my god. Fuck you. You are a cunt. And the bitch was like "he tried talking to me once, and I was like "ew, gross"". Congradtulations, you just turned yourself into a class-A self absorbes bitch. They were so witty and observant, and they laughed at each others jokes (which weren't funny and were made at the expense of other people..). Then, I'm sitting on the bus, and these turd mongers were sitting up on the back seat being so cool, and looking at people and laughing at stupid things like the way they were standing, the person they were talking to and what it LOOKED like they were talking about and an assortment of other stupid non-funny things that really didn't need to be mocked. Then, Jem walks past, I yell out to HIM to come back so I can tell him something, so I yell out "JEM" and some shit head up the back says "what?" then all the turdwipes with him start laughing in unison like it was actually funny. I ignored it, and asked Jem what Josh's phone number was. The same turdsucker starts out "04..." and starts laughing, Again, his cohort of cocksuckers start laughing with him, again, like it was actually funny. Well done, you deflect the attention away from your own moronic stupidity and towards other people who really have nothing that you can malke fun of, so you start making shit up to bag them about to make you feel better about yourself because deep deep down you are a sad pathetic idiotic fuck knob with the IQ of a lemon. I feel good, because I know that these turd wipes could beat me up physically (on the OUTSIDE), but I could so easily take them down with words and probably make them cry, so then they would have to resort to some predictably stupid retort like "yeah, well at least I'm not a stoner" or "goth" or something stupid like that. Here is some news for you: you are stupid, and your parents are useless rich yuppies who have nothing better to do than breed losers like you who dress the same and have only themselves to laugh at. So, I spent the whole bus ride looking at them in disgust and disapproval, and they would sit there and laugh about stupid shit like how bumpy the busride was and the council worker on the side of the road with the mullet hair cut.

Get a fucking life, losers.

I can't be fucked.
I bitch too much.

Ok... flame me, fuckers.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Indica said:
Get a fucking life, losers.

I can't be fucked.
I bitch too much.

Ok... flame me, fuckers.
Ummmm, no flaming in this forum bub.

Ask GF if you can be fucked or not.
You do bitch to much.

Ummmm, no flaming in this forum bub.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Ummmm, no flaming in this forum bub.

Ask GF if you can be fucked or not.
You do bitch to much.

Ummmm, no flaming in this forum bub.
It's an otter. Spritely litter critter that eats fishes and uses tools to crack open shellfish. Hunted for their fur, and now endangered or threatened or whatever.
 

Indica

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I see. How informative. We don't have otters in Australia to my knowledge.
Thankyou, my IQ just jumped 2 points :D

thumbs up champ

FLAME ME COCKSUCKER
 

Jung

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Indica said:
FLAME ME COCKSUCKER
I'm sure you're not that slow. It's been said at least twice in this thread, but I'll say it again: Flaming is NOT allow in this forum, go to Bait & Tackle for that.
 
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youre right you do bitch a lot
but you know
bitching makes the world go round
so please make the world stop spinning
by quitting your fucking bitching
so we can all die
cuz life sucks
get
over
it
:gun: :mad:
 

icka

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
It's an otter. Spritely litter critter that eats fishes and uses tools to crack open shellfish. Hunted for their fur, and now endangered or threatened or whatever.
awww i want an otter!
 

icka

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Indica said:
I see. How informative. We don't have otters in Australia to my knowledge.
Thankyou, my IQ just jumped 2 points :D

thumbs up champ

FLAME ME COCKSUCKER
if you want to get flamed you must make a cool thread like i did - over there