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OMFG, I think my mother is looking for sexy "fetish" lingirie as a Father's Day gift!

car15

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She's gonna surprise my dad with this fuck and I just found out. I don't like the thoughts goin' through my mind right now. This is really, seriously fucking with my head. HELP! What can I do (besides talk to my parents about it and go through uncomfortable discussions about sex) to get these thoughts out of my mind?
 

Jung

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Serves you right for being nosey. ;)


I don't know what you can do though, I don't think I would have any problems getting those thoughts out of my head. Try doing something to keep yourself occupied for the time being.
 

Zoso

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watch Schindler's List... itll take your mind off of that subject and into more profound thoughts. plus the images are 100 times disturbing than anything your mom could ever wear
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch would be a much better movie choice. :thumbsup:
 

bombchu

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Your parents are people too.

Let them be.
 

breakology

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So is your mom hot or what? I dig older broads. :p
 

bombchu

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breakology said:
So is your mom hot or what? I dig older broads. :p
LOL
yeah link what they're buying for the WTF community.
 

rcarhar

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Maybe it's not so bad... maybe the gift is for her father for Father's Day.

oh nvm
 

Descent

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car15 said:
She's gonna surprise my dad with this fuck and I just found out. I don't like the thoughts goin' through my mind right now. This is really, seriously fucking with my head. HELP! What can I do (besides talk to my parents about it and go through uncomfortable discussions about sex) to get these thoughts out of my mind?
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was 8 and I'm fine.

I also found a porno when I was five...I could read by then, I taught myself how. I read the words "Pussy Play" escept "pussy" was pronounced "pus" like the shit that comes out of your cock when you have Gonorrhea.
 

MaxPower

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car15 said:
She's gonna surprise my dad with this fuck and I just found out. I don't like the thoughts goin' through my mind right now. This is really, seriously fucking with my head. HELP! What can I do (besides talk to my parents about it and go through uncomfortable discussions about sex) to get these thoughts out of my mind?
You can give your dad a hand made Father's day card. They mean much more than the store bought ones, and are more original than paper plates with glitter and maccaroni glued to it.

Get yourself some pics from Oui, and Barely Legal. Primarily pics of chicks doing unspeakable acts involving police officers, and pizza delivery boys and glass dildos. Then rifle through the old photo albums. Cut your moms head off of several ofthe pics, and transpose them using elmer's glue or some other reliable adhesive. Bingo. Instand Father's day gift.
 

Blaze

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Car15, that's nuffin'.....

My Dad and I was shoppin' for my Mom for mother's day and he asked me where would the edible underwear be? WTF? Don't ask me - eww. Like I'd tell my DAD of all people if I did know. :eyes: And then he goes, "Strawberry flavored....hmm. Oh, do you know if they sell open-crotch panties too?" :terr:


:confuse: :confused: :hand: NO! WTF? Da hell R U askin' me 4? Like I'm gonna help you pick out slut-wear 4 my moms n' shit? Eww. :( Gross-out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.........it's nice to know that my parents are still boinking cuz thatz a good sign that they'll stay together. I wouldn't care wtf they did in bed just as long as they don't give me any details - thatz just....well......ewww. I doubt one can be mentally scarred from hearing it, or by catchin' your parents playing the 'hide the sausage' but still, that's info nobody wants to really know the details of y'know?
 

sugarsickness

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Do something else other than snoop around... like dance... or dance provocatively. Oh wait, I was telling that to your mother...

Just joshing you. Just try to do something that'll keep your mind off it. Like playing video games. Or ranting about it online.
 

Nailbomb

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Blaze said:
Car15, that's nuffin'.....

My Dad and I was shoppin' for my Mom for mother's day and he asked me where would the edible underwear be? WTF? Don't ask me - eww. Like I'd tell my DAD of all people if I did know. :eyes: And then he goes, "Strawberry flavored....hmm. Oh, do you know if they sell open-crotch panties too?" :terr:


:confuse: :confused: :hand: NO! WTF? Da hell R U askin' me 4? Like I'm gonna help you pick out slut-wear 4 my moms n' shit? Eww. :( Gross-out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.........it's nice to know that my parents are still boinking cuz thatz a good sign that they'll stay together. I wouldn't care wtf they did in bed just as long as they don't give me any details - thatz just....well......ewww. I doubt one can be mentally scarred from hearing it, or by catchin' your parents playing the 'hide the sausage' but still, that's info nobody wants to really know the details of y'know?
Want to share horror stories, eh?

One of my friends once got grounded because she wouldn't let her mother borrow some of her underwear to fool around with her dad in.
 

Slacker

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Nailbomb said:
Want to share horror stories, eh?

One of my friends once got grounded because she wouldn't let her mother borrow some of her underwear to fool around with her dad in.
Wow! thats bad. I once got grounded because my mom was drunk an i wouldn't smoke some of her weed. Which they say is the nerve calmer.
 

toti

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basicly you can do nothing but cover your ears :thumbsup:
 
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Like playing video games.
I do that all the time. Always works. That helped alot back when I was having those probs... wow, this thread is old.

Anyway, check out my Mandy Moore pics at Chit Chat.
 
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my mate walked in on his youger (13) year old sister giving head