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omg!! got busted

azza_mer_tazz

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i got busted haveing a wannk... omg, i had no clue what to say but this "i'm scratching my ballz" has this happend to anyone els
 

wootness

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azza_mer_tazz said:
i got busted haveing a wannk... omg, i had no clue what to say but this "i'm scratching my ballz" has this happend to anyone els

sup aaron lol its steve and yes you do say i was scartching my ballz wat elseare yooh gonna say!?
 

meh_it_all

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Haha, I'm sorry, but I thought this was goona be like " I got busted sneaking out late, Or smoking"

But nooo.

:lol: :rotflmao:
 
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That reminds me of the Chapelle Show, "Grandma no! [I'm scratching my balls]" Luckily I was never got strokin it but mty mom did walk in when I was about to get my first bj. It had only gotten as far as my pants being upzipped and us rollin around on the floor 'tho.
 

Descent

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sideshow_bob said:
That reminds me of the Chapelle Show, "Grandma no! [I'm scratching my balls]" Luckily I was never got strokin it but mty mom did walk in when I was about to get my first bj. It had only gotten as far as my pants being upzipped and us rollin around on the floor 'tho.
Try almost being walked in on while giving a girl head by both her father AND yours :redface:...

Thank God she got her pants up in time. Her dad only knocked on the door, but still, any longer and it would have been suspicious.

Thank God I'm a good actor and can play anything like that off, I can switch mindsets in a heartbeat. Went from sexmaniac to PowerBook repair guy in a few heartbeats.
 

BakEd13

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Yeah I've almost been busted a few times having sex, never wanking it.. I got busted getting head in my dads Yukon awhile back.. But I tell you what, that head was worth dying over.. Best head I've ever got.. So good you can't call it head. You have to call it throat. mmmmmmmmmmmm.......... throat..... :thumbsup:

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Descent said:
... I can switch mindsets in a heartbeat. Went from sexmaniac to PowerBook repair guy in a few heartbeats.
Thats fucking hilarious.. *EDIT*
 

Bitch

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heh I got busted by my mother in her room while she was asleep (I was on the floor because my room was getting painted and the smell was REALLY bad.) when I was 8 yers old. so much for finding out about yourself in stupid places. ::fpalm::
 
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Fuck

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Bitch said:
heh I got busted by my mother in her room while she was asleep (I was on the floor because my room was getting painted and the smell was REALLY bad.) when I was 8 yers old. so much for finding out about yourself in stupid places. ::fpalm::
..Dont get it....you were in your moms bedroom floor jerkin'?.....Anyhow I got caught maybe 4 times...all by my step mom :D I posted this in another thread a while back...but she smiled at what she saw for some odd reason. :confused: :confused: Got caught in the shower one time also..dont remember the other times but all i said was im not doing anything XD it worked though....Glad tat bitch is gone Oo
 
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silvablade

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I got caught jerking once, my mom was all like "sorry, didnt mean not to knock." and walked out. When i went downstares later she was more embarressed than i was. she was all "thats what i get for not knocking, lock the door next time huh?". She also caught me having sex a few times, she walked in said "oh, sorry" and walked out. She's pretty cool like that. :D
 

BakEd13

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Fuck said:
...Anyhow I got caught maybe 4 times...all by my step mom ...but she smiled at what she saw for some odd reason. :confused:
You should hit it bro.. she wants the cock.
 

morelos

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azza, were you caught by your parents?

"i was jerking off. can't i have some privacy? :("

remember, they'll see it as something natural, and you'll be able to use it as a tool to get them to leave you alone more.
 

Nickds7

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When they do catch you just ask them to close the door because you really want to finish :happysad:
 
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Man*edit*some of*edit* you people gotta know when to whack it and not get caught.. I was never even close to getting caught..