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Hello everybody. I'm really sorry, but someone sent me this chain letter, and I get easily scared. Please don't blame me. Anyways, read along...

In 1955, a group of men in black cloaks took the life of 9-year-old Angelica Sutton. They preformed the well known ritual started in the 17th Century in Hungary. In this ritual, you were permitted to make a wish and have it granted if you took the life of a child by burning him or her in the flames of the Devil. When you did so, you were considered powerful. As Angelica Sutton was burning alive, she had not been thinking of the pain she was slowly but surely experiencing, she had been attempting to find a way to repay those who took her life. 6 seconds before she died, she sold her soul to the devil. She wanted revenge, and revenge is what she received. Every man who had been involved in her murder had experienced every existing pain & fear. Such as: Burning, Drowning, Fear of the Darkness, fear of Pain, etc. All forms of pain and fear consumed their lives and souls. If this message is not sent to 6 different boards, The Rotten & Decomposing corpse of young Angelica Sutton will appear behind you within 6 hours, and once you see her face, you will experience the same fate as the group of men; the fear & pain will last over 6 days before you die. But if this message is sent, she will respect you, and leave you be; you shall be surrounded by good luck.
 

hedgehog4572068

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1 thing... If she was burned, how can there even be a ROTTING CORPSE!?
 
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:rofl:

You've just been Punk'd! Nothing to be afraid of--except maybe Ashton Kutcher's nasty, greasy trucker hat...........

Muahahahahaha
 

polaris_nine

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Yeah, becuase young Angelica Sutton is respectful of the shitless people who send it on.

If I died like that and Im spending my time as a ghost sending out stupid chain letters like so, I'd say that I got jipped somewhere in the process.
 

Darklight

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wow... the urban legend from the ring in chain letter form... but do they have it on 2 tapes or one high quality audio CD for 19.95 plus shipping and handling?
 

dustinzgirl

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I know the feeling, I watched this movie once that siad I would die in seven days and then I did, and now I am haunting the internet.

Dude, chain letters are bullshit. I only forward missing children reports, everyone else can suck it. Even six-year old demons.
 
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car15 said:
In 1955, a group of men in black cloaks took the life of 9-year-old Angelica Sutton.
How does the ghost of a 9-year girl killed in 1955 know how to use email?
 

JLXC

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I better see this dead bitch in 6 hours of I'm gonna haunt YOU!

I'm tired of being teased, let's see some action!
 

JLXC

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Uberskippy.... you da man! I like those boobies, oh yeah! ;)
 
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I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere.
From BC to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo.
 

morelos

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someone please delete this drivel.

sideshow_bob said:
1995 called and they want their spam back.
BAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHhahaahhahahha ah ahhah ahahaha so true...
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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car15 said:
blah blah blah... ...The Ring... ...blah blah blah
It's threads like these that give the site some comedic value.

That being said. I hate spam in my Junk Mail folder... I also hate forwards... sooo forwarded spam probably tops both of them. :thumbsdn:
 

Descent

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car15 said:
Hello everybody. I'm really sorry, but someone sent me this chain letter, and I get easily scared. Please don't blame me. Anyways, read along...

In 1955, a group of men in black cloaks took the life of 9-year-old Angelica Sutton. They preformed the well known ritual started in the 17th Century in Hungary. In this ritual, you were permitted to make a wish and have it granted if you took the life of a child by burning him or her in the flames of the Devil. When you did so, you were considered powerful. As Angelica Sutton was burning alive, she had not been thinking of the pain she was slowly but surely experiencing, she had been attempting to find a way to repay those who took her life. 6 seconds before she died, she sold her soul to the devil. She wanted revenge, and revenge is what she received. Every man who had been involved in her murder had experienced every existing pain & fear. Such as: Burning, Drowning, Fear of the Darkness, fear of Pain, etc. All forms of pain and fear consumed their lives and souls. If this message is not sent to 6 different boards, The Rotten & Decomposing corpse of young Angelica Sutton will appear behind you within 6 hours, and once you see her face, you will experience the same fate as the group of men; the fear & pain will last over 6 days before you die. But if this message is sent, she will respect you, and leave you be; you shall be surrounded by good luck.
 

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
It's threads like these that give the site some comedic value.

That being said. I hate spam in my Junk Mail folder... I also hate forwards... sooo forwarded spam probably tops both of them. :thumbsdn:
What Monkey said. ^
And beware she may come haunt you, OMFG!
 

CopyLifted

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I don't get chain letters or spam in my email. Oh, that's right, I don't sign up for stupid shit or give my email addy to everybody.