One liner movies

Nymphchick

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ok so it's a saturday afternoon, hung over and as usual nothin on t.v so i ask my friend if she wants to watch a movie, she says sure, i say lets watch Army of Darkness, shes like whats that, i'm shocked, u've never seen it? its a cult classic, some of the best one liners ever, shes like, ummm no, so i put it in, she watches 10 minutes and proclaims to me it sucks, i was stunded, but then again it is cheesey but thats the best part of it, its good cheese, like Lake Placid again another awsome one liner movie, some of the best i've heard, so needless to say i may have to find a new friend :cool: but what are some other good one liner movies, cheese or no cheese :D
 

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So what were the one liners from Army of Darkness?
I'm rather partial to the Evil dead movies,myself. Evil dead 2,in paticular.

"That's right,I'm runnin' the show now!"
 

Nymphchick

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lol run the show if u'd like but my fav one liners are:first you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, blow; give me some sugar baby, etc need more? :p
 

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How 'bout the classic:
"You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash"

BLAM

"Good...Bad...I'm the one with the gun"
 

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THE MAN ON THE BRIDGE I HIT HIM WITH A BURRITO!!!

"what did the bad man do, ron?"

HE TOOK HIM.... WITH HIS FOOT... AND... HE KICKED HIM!!!

:)
 

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"Get AWAY from her you BIITCH!"

"Yippie ky yay mother fuckers"

"Johnny, dont let me go....*choke* dont let me g-g-go"

"MI does the dying, fleet just does the flying"

"There are many different truths, young Luke"

One of my favorite lines from monster squad:
"Your not a virgin?!"
"Well, just billy, but he doesnt count!"
"doesnt count!"
 

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"I got nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

"Woosah"

"Suck my white ass ball!"

"The snozberries taste like snozberries"
 

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Bullshyt said:
"I got nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

"Woosah"

"Suck my white ass ball!"

"The snozberries taste like snozberries"
Heh, I love every movie you mentioned, except for meet the parents, which was pretty good, but I didn't freakin love it like I love Bad Boys 2, Happy Gilmore, and Super Troopers... esPECIALLY super troopers.

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Do I make you horny baby... do I... Do I make you Randy?


Boondock saints... the stripper in the club...

"I'm done with this business... I don't care who's dick I have to suck... I'm done..."
 

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Nymphchick said:
ooooooooooooo boondock awsome movie
did i know jesus, damn, the brother still owes me 5 bucks

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Dogma or something else... ha I win.
 

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Dogma or something else... ha I win.
:cool: ha well you didn't exacley make a guess though, but i'll give it to ya, it was doggma, another awsome show ;)
 

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Fuck Beans that was them wasn't it...


O sweet irony... shot in the ass by a monkey... my friends at the bureau will never let me live this down