Headlines Online School That Gave Cat an MBA Is Sued

voiceofreason

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HARRISBURG, Pa. - The Pennsylvania attorney general's office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic degrees — including an MBA awarded to a cat.

Trinity Southern University in Texas, a cellular company and the two brothers who ran them are accused of misappropriating Internet addresses of the state Senate and more than 60 Pennsylvania businesses to sell fake degrees and prescription drugs by spam e-mail, according to the lawsuit.

Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor's degree for Colby Nolan — a deputy attorney general's 6-year-old black cat — claiming he had experience including baby-sitting and retail management.

The school, which offers no classes, allegedly determined Colby Nolan's resume entitled him to a master of business administration degree; a transcript listed the cat's course work and 3.5 grade-point average.
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Just Another example of the man, trying to keep kitties down...

Who says you can't afford an education?
 

breakology

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*hhhmmm* I wonder if they have a web site .... If a cat can get one with a 3.5 GPA then I'll have my MBA in no time!
 

Nininga

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wtf? That is some bullshit (not what you are saying, but what happened). How the fuck could something like that happen? This world is odd. (Insert some more rants). OMG....(more rants)....

O.K. done now....

I wish I got in on the deal before that tho lol.
 

Havok

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Welcome to America the Glorious, where even cats have a chance of success. :thumbsup:

Hell not only that, my shoelace won an eating competition in Florida about two weeks ago.