Headlines Osama Bin Hidden

[Magoo]

Where Is He, What Happened To Him, Tell Me Please Before I Rape My Toilet

 

[ReiMeishin]

Osama been drinkin
Osama been smokin
Osama been fuckin
Osama been trippin

 

[FUCKORBEFUCKED]

Where Is He, What Happened To Him, Tell Me Please Before I Rape My Toilet

If you answer my question first, I’ll tell you where Osama is.

How in the hell do you rape a toilet???

 

[Magoo]

i dont have a clue, but i will work it out and tell you someday
tell me pls

 

[Smoke]

wtf, fuck a toilet?
hahah

 

[thomasca]

Bush probably has him, waiting for the last day to reveal he caught Osama, and win extra votes.

Or he's dead under a bunch of rubble. Who knows?

 

[bastardo]

I know where Osama is

He's sucking on W's Johnson AS I WRITE THIS.

 

[magnolia]

He's sucking on W's Johnson AS I WRITE THIS.

Yep. Dubya has had him for months now, but he hides him under the desk. They's so cruel.

 

[RedOctober]

Yep. Dubya has had him for months now, but he hides him under the desk. They's so cruel.

Yeah... Dubya is telling all the time...

You didn't let me win with playing checkers...
Now you got it!

 

[chucktheskiffie]

He's in the Australian Outback.

They are sending Steve Irwin to get him.

"The Afghani Hunter" - Crikey!

 

[Smoke]

or he completely shaved his head and his beard, put a hat on, and lives in amsterdamn now, while he smokes j's at a cafe.

 

[chucktheskiffie]

He's in the Presidential Gimp Cage at Camp David. He's got one of those masks on with the zipper over the mouth