Headlines Osama Bin Hidden

Magoo · Oct 21, 2004

Where Is He, What Happened To Him, Tell Me Please Before I Rape My Toilet

ReiMeishin · Oct 21, 2004

Osama been drinkin
Osama been smokin
Osama been fuckin
Osama been trippin

FUCKORBEFUCKED · Oct 21, 2004

Magoo said:
Where Is He, What Happened To Him, Tell Me Please Before I Rape My Toilet

If you answer my question first, I’ll tell you where Osama is.

How in the hell do you rape a toilet???

Magoo · Oct 22, 2004

i dont have a clue, but i will work it out and tell you someday
tell me pls

Smoke · Oct 22, 2004

wtf, fuck a toilet?
hahah

thomasca · Oct 23, 2004

Bush probably has him, waiting for the last day to reveal he caught Osama, and win extra votes.

Or he's dead under a bunch of rubble. Who knows?

bastardo · Oct 23, 2004

I know where Osama is

He's sucking on W's Johnson AS I WRITE THIS.

magnolia · Oct 23, 2004

bastardo said:
He's sucking on W's Johnson AS I WRITE THIS.

Yep. Dubya has had him for months now, but he hides him under the desk. They's so cruel.

RedOctober · Oct 24, 2004

magnolia said:
Yep. Dubya has had him for months now, but he hides him under the desk. They's so cruel.

Yeah... Dubya is telling all the time...

You didn't let me win with playing checkers...
Now you got it!

chucktheskiffie · Oct 24, 2004

He's in the Australian Outback.

They are sending Steve Irwin to get him.

"The Afghani Hunter" - Crikey!

Smoke · Oct 24, 2004

or he completely shaved his head and his beard, put a hat on, and lives in amsterdamn now, while he smokes j's at a cafe.

chucktheskiffie · Oct 24, 2004

He's in the Presidential Gimp Cage at Camp David. He's got one of those masks on with the zipper over the mouth