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Pain Management

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing to try it
Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain
transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent
was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted
the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling

The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed
at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50
percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.