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Pay me

kizzez

EnJ Brandy Straight
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What cant someone pay me to eat sleep shit and die! Life would be so much easier!! grrrrr :question: :mad:
 

Skorch

Destroyer of worlds
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Hell yeah, I want that fuckin job. But then I'm prolly overqualified for it anyway. Damnit, why the hell did I have to be an overachiever for once?
 

HoBoZ

SuperHobo
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Hehehe, thats my job:D and by the way, you can't be "overqualified" for living Skorch:)
 

Skorch

Destroyer of worlds
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HoBoZ said:
Hehehe, thats my job:D and by the way, you can't be "overqualified" for living Skorch:)
But you can be for eating and sleeping and being a generally lazy bastard. Though I wouldn't say I'm overqualified for shitting, I'd say I'm just about average in that area. So anyone wanna pay me for it? Anyone? Seriously, I'll take any callers. Let's start the bidding at $10,000 a month.
 

Smiss

smissinat0r
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I thought it was Krinko's... Oh wait, that just makes you WANT to die